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I'm conflicted (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 years ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[-] [email protected] 85 points 2 years ago

Oh this is for people who DISLIKE subscriptions, not people who want to have sex with them?

[-] [email protected] 47 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 46 points 2 years ago

When you subscribe, it should just message you with "You failed"

[-] [email protected] 31 points 2 years ago

Oh dear, 2366 subscribers, I don't think I'm doing my job well

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Everyone, we need a revolt. I have a new ideology that we can all subscribe t-... Fuck

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Joke's on you, I ascribed instead!

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

it'd be funny if it was super popular magazine, but no one subscribed.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago

Nice try! But my head was built with paradox absorbing crumple zones.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

It's almost funnier if it ends up being the most subscribed to community.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

I guess I'm doing my part because it made me subscribe

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

It’s okay! You’re supposed to “fuck” them not “fuck them.”

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

You are now subscribed to fucksubscriptions. Meow!

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Just fuck your subscription after you subscribe. Easy as.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

This subussy got OP acting unwise

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

How much is the fuck subscription and do I get unlimited fucks for that or is there a fuck ceiling? Do my unused fucks roll over? Is it billed as one annual big fuck charge or in smaller fuckrements?

this post was submitted on 07 Sep 2023
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Fuck Subscriptions

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Naming and shaming all "recurring spending models" where a one-time fee (or none at all) would be appropriate and logical.

Expect use of strong language.

Follow the basic rules of lemmy.world and common sense, and try to have fun if possible.

No flamewars or attacking other users, unless they're spineless corporate shills.

Note that not all subscriptions are awful. Supporting your favorite ~~camgirl~~ creator or Lemmy server on Patreon is fine. An airbag with subscription is irl Idiocracy-level dystopian bullshit.

New community rule: Shilling for cunty corporations, their subscriptions and other anti-customer practices may result in a 1-day ban. It's so you can think about what it's like when someone can randomly decide what you can and can't use, based on some arbitrary rules. Oh what, you didn't read this fine print? You should read what you're agreeing to.

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