Billionaires don't go to prison, silly. Billionaires are above the law.

lol like hell he will. The oligarchs are clearly in control of the US

I don't think we should be posting such pornographic fictions in this community.

that's a pardoning

As an American: lol. Lmao even. The European mind cannot comprehend the unvarnished corruption of the American legal system

I'll bark like a dog for 7days if he spent even a single day in jail

0.00000000000% Chance.

He'd buy the Judge, the Jury, the Courthouse, The News.

More likely, it'll become retroactively legal to sell katanas to newborns.

Ok, yeah, I’m sure this is what will finally send him to prisons. 😂

Harsher sentences will also apply to bosses of online stores who let under-18s buy deadly weapons silverware in Home Office crackdown

FTFY.

Could, but won't. At most he'd pay a fine that would be nothing but pocket change to him.

Yeah fucking right, the laws are just for us plebs.

Shyeeah,. When monkeys fly out of my butt.

Sure he could, sure...

Americans give guns to their kids and let them play with pit bulls. This wouldn't mean a thing to them.

Pigs can fly and penguins can walk on lava.

Does this mean online knife stores are gonna start carding?

I would be fucking ASTOUNDED if this happened.

He could legit murder a kid with one of those knives and not serve a single day 😂

I'm pretty sure he paid millions to Trump to prevent prison

Let's hope so

Can we get a real publication instead of this fantastical comic book?