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Anon wants $3 million (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[-] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

Some of those Minnesota studded shoes would help. Can’t go slipping on the ice, can we, best to be prepared.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

You should be able to bust it open using liquid nitrogen and warn water. I don't think that the glass is made for being able to tank temperature differences of over 200°C

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

A crowbar to the side is what eventually broke it open.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

And no one went up to it with an angle grinder? Pretty sure you can cut it with a diamond blade.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

the plastic in the lamination would foul it.

Personally.... I would have gotten a hammer-drill and put a chisle bit on it. It'll take time but you'll get there. Alternatively, I'd attack the seam around it (Cutter spreader should take that nicely.) (you can rent a hammer drill for like... 50 bucks. and I know you can rent various types of cutter spreaders, too.)

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Go on facebook marketplace, buy cheapest car near me that runs rhe have "car accident" in the wee hours.

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Well, I'd give it a shot at least

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Yeah, but after you've taken a shot of vodka, what are you going to do about the money?

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Just get a ute and some angle grinders, detach the entire thing from the bus stop at the dead of night and take your time to work on it at home

Just make sure your hiding your identity

Use a super common ute with a number plate switcher that rolls the number plates and switch number plates in a large enough area with camera deadspots

Then ditch the car somewhere, light it up to incinerate it and switch to another vehicle in another camera deadspot

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Have they tried shooting it?

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