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[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh no.. I’ll become a cringe platform owned by a billionaire man child.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Username appropriate

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I have lost. I would become X :(

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Legit, O G. Not even kidding

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

This sounds dangerously close to one of those Facebook questions that's meant to find out personal information. The format looks similar.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Ho

Edit: Full name is Ho Pc Do

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Another Ho here, one more and we could have a brothel 😂

Edit: or Santa's workshop

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

My full name is Ho Fwc 😂 I guess that makes the trio!

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Also in the Ho club o/

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hi David, thanks for your submission to the fun personal information sharing games!

Can I interest you in another game relating to your birth date? Or your last name?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Do you also need my mother's maiden name?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Yes please.

What would your bank balance be if it was your mother's maiden name written in numbers, times two?

A=1 B=2 C=3 D=4 E=5
F=6 G=7 H=8 I=9 J=10
K=11 L=12 M=13 N=14 O=15
P=16 Q=17 R=18 S=19 T=20
U=21 V=22 W=23 X=24 Y=25 Z=26

Smith would be 19 13 9 20 8
So $191,392.08 * 2
= $382,784.16

Now please try the game, have fun, thank you.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

“Wod” a true royal name compared to the nameless peasantry

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

My name has 9 letters and yet you managed to erase them all.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

My name is X

And I'm gonna give it to ya

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hi my name is, Hi my name is

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Hi! My name is- (^what?)

My name is- (^who?)

My name is-

Chicka-chicka (^CRIPPLING SILENCE)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Oh you too?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Can still spell OwO

Checkmate OP

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

X

Suddenly I became Elon's subject?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Mine would be "ø", which means Island in my native language. I'm not a rock, though, no matter what Simon and Garfunkel say.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

my name jff

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

My name would be c dvd z

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Oh dear. P O O.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

My name is shortened to, I kid you not, "XD".

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Dogoz. Nice.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Ch, Full name ch ch. Pleased to meet you.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I’m straight to DVD

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

General Zod has entered the chat.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Jod, but it's pronounced "Yode".

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

General Zog: i don't have such a weakness

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