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[-] [email protected] 35 points 7 months ago

You're killing me man, its not Sunday it's Tomorrow!! Enema shelves probably already empty by now!

[-] [email protected] 21 points 7 months ago

I mean, nobody wants to pull out with the unspeakable on their unit.

That smell is an immediate mood-killer 😅

[-] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago
[-] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago
[-] [email protected] -4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

DOLT

Edit: we all already did on this blessed day

[-] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Ken M love obligates me to unbury you from downvotes.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

There’s nothing wrong with a little corn on the knob.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I don't understand anal at all. It hurts and there's poop.

The drag queen Vanjie says she uses a teaspoon of mouthwash to douche with. O.o.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

It hurts and there's poop.

Only if you do it wrong.

That's like saying "I don't understand baking at all. It hurts like hell when you pull that burning hot sheet out of the oven!"

[-] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

No thanks. Anything that requires that much work to have sex is not appealing to me.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Maybe put mittens on before you pull out the hot sheet?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

No thanks. Anything that requires that much work to bake is not appealing to me.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Well, it's not necessary for everyone. That's cool. You do you, friend.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

It’s a forbidden fruit. Sadly it’s Durian

[-] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Good prep can prevent both those things but yeah it's a whole event. I've never been particularly into it but I've had partners that love it. Just another way to get it on with someone

[-] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago

They knew. Honestly, there's probably a higher than average amount of anal on that day, so it makes perfect sense.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

But where lube? Should be a kit.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

If we keep this conversation going, it's going to quickly become that famous scene from Silicon Valley.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago

Wtf is up with the typography? Every letter is from a different font face...

[-] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

Appears to be AI upscaled.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Hey Walgreens, my wife and I are confused... how do we do that romantic move where we weave our hands together to sip champagne with these?

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