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[–] 140 points 2 years ago
[–] 100 points 2 years ago (8 children)

I am, there saved them the trouble.

Come screw with my first constitutional rite, and my iron clad citizenship.

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  • [–] 63 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Not that I am arguing for simply rolling over but:

    Come screw with my first constitutional rite, and my iron clad citizenship.

    When push comes to shove, they won't give a flying fuck about a piece of paper that says they can't do that. Just ask anyone who's been to Gitmo on either side of the bars.

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    Remember when Americans make fun of China because the government censors and controls what you can say online? Yeahhhh……

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    [–] 44 points 2 years ago*

    I shit on ICE and everything it stands for.

    All my homies shit on ICE, too.

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  • [–] 43 points 2 years ago

    Fuck Ice and fuck who ever helps them.

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  • [–] 42 points 2 years ago
    [–] 42 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    ICE is the modern day Gestapo.

    Not sure if that's a negative thing in their eyes though.

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  • [–] 41 points 2 years ago

    ICE is a buch of racist maggots.

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  • [–] 39 points 2 years ago (2 children)
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    [–] 38 points 2 years ago

    ICE agents have woke DEI sex with parrots.

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    ICE can suck dicks in hell! 🥰🫰

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  • [–] 33 points 2 years ago

    Remember that constitution they loved so much?

    Fuck ICE

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  • [–] 32 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Has poor little ICE got their feelies hurt?

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    [–] 29 points 2 years ago

    No prob ICE, fuck you.

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  • [–] 27 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    I am an illegal immigrant living in America and ICE will never get me

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    [–] 26 points 2 years ago

    ICE is America's brownshirts and ICE agents are worse than regular cops (who are, obviously, bastards).

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  • [–] 25 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    ICE can suck my balls while I fuck it’s mother in the asshole.

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    Fuck ICE. What the fuck are they going to do, deport from my country that isn't the USA? This makes me feel like I start saying "fuck ICE" on the regular, just to give them more work to do with this thought police shit.

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  • [–] 23 points 2 years ago

    So ICE is scraping the narcissist playgrounds to hunt migrants now. Par for the course in the surveillance state’s evolution — law enforcement cosplaying as keyboard warriors while violating what little remains of digital privacy.

    The real kicker? Tech giants rolling out the red carpet for this dystopian collaboration. Data extraction as border enforcement. We’ve normalized corporate complicity in human suffering through layers of API access and sanitized policy jargon.

    Watching governments weaponize platforms designed for vanity and outrage should surprise nobody. The algorithm feeds on fear either way — whether it’s manufactured viral rage or biometric tracking masquerading as national security. This isn’t about immigration. It’s about perfecting the digital panopticon where every like and follow becomes potential evidence.

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  • [–] 22 points 2 years ago

    But what if you don't like water that's frozen? Are you going to end up in a detention camp trying to explain that there's been a big misunderstanding?

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  • [–] 21 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    If ICE made it a lifelong goal to eat all the shit I've ever shit in life, they'd still have more purpose and respect than they do now.

    i.e. Eat my shit, ICE.

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    [–] 21 points 2 years ago

    Yeah, EVs are the way to go. Fuck ICE and all the pollution they make.

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  • [–] 21 points 2 years ago*

    Only pedos work at ICE.

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  • [–] 21 points 2 years ago

    Well of course I am. Lots of sensible folks are posting negative things about ICE online. ICE are a bunch of assholes.

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  • [–] 20 points 2 years ago

    I want them to know. tell them it was me 🖕

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    ICE thinks Taco Bell is authentic Mexican cuisine.

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  • [–] 17 points 2 years ago

    The average ICE agent would be very upset by all of these comments if they could read.

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  • [–] 17 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    Fuck ICE. All my homies hate ICE.

    Scanning this thread though, I was kinda hoping there would be one single "Fuck ICE" comment amongst the rest, that was randomly downvoted to oblivion for no apparent reason.

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    [–] 16 points 2 years ago

    I've hated ICE before it was cool. Bastards

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  • [–] 16 points 2 years ago

    I'm an illegal immigrant living in the US and ICE will never find me 🙂

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  • [–] 16 points 2 years ago

    Hey ICE, go sit on a fire hydrant and make it disappear.

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  • [–] 16 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

    Ill save them the effort. Yes I am, cunts.

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  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago

    Cool story. I don't care if they know I fucking hate them.

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  • [–] 14 points 2 years ago*

    Any time spent on little old me is time they can't spend in the field

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  • [–] 14 points 2 years ago

    Everybody--EVERYBODY--needs to post negative shit about ice.

    Fuck ice.

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