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[–] [S] 67 points 2 years ago (4 children)

I posted the following - I dunno when. A couple weeks ago? It was gallows humor post for obvious reasons. In any case - I couldn't get it out of my mind for about four days. Then I forgot about it. I didn't even remember it. I saw it in a Bluesky thread.

I wonder how much more time of gallows humor we have until sheer terror arrives. Months?

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  • [–] [S] 46 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    I think it's - cough - safe to say we are reaching the c/news + c/doomer singularity where a lot of news is both.

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  • [–] 40 points 2 years ago

    On the bright side, it'll probably take out a lot ghouls as they declare it a hoax... On the not so bright side, many of us might not get the chance to see them choke on their liquefied lungs.

    I make a promise to you comrades, so long as I'm still kicking, I'll post crabs for every notable pig that the Birdger flu takes out.

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  • [–] 33 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Reminder to mask, both for COVID and for this when it inevitably gets human-human transmission.

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    [–] 16 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    one ticket to the sun please

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  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago

    Don’t suppose it’s too late to just F off to China?

    It’s already bad enough burgerland decided they’ll just have to live with covid forever because they just couldn’t be bothered to forgo treats for such an occasion.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago

    Carnists are absolutely shocked by completely predictable result of torturing and murdering billions of animals in pits of shit and blood.

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