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[–] [email protected] 98 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Used to have one of these too.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

not what I expected to see in the comments of this post

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 day ago (1 children)

How about that? Did you expect a hamster in infrared?

No.

Nobody ever does....

....sigh.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

That hampter is runnin oh boi

[–] [email protected] 1 points 20 hours ago

On the contrary, this is exactly what I expected to see in the comments of this post.

[–] [email protected] 122 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Just because nobody asked:

[–] [email protected] 70 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Love that curious raised ear. Did you also measure how much of a good boy they are?

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago

That's some hot ass pussy!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Actually I was just about to

[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (6 children)

I have a phone with a thermal imager too!

I mostly use it to brag to people about how I have a phone with a thermal imager!

But here is a demonstration that glass will reflect a bit of thermal radiation, but is completely opaque to thermal behind it:

As long as you aren't touching the glass, wherein the glass will conduct your thermal signature:

And then if you take the hand away, the signature remains on the glass for several minutes!

As a bonus, my phone also has a microscope, and I learned that my facial hair is sometimes triangular:

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

Ooh that's pretty rad!

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

None of these cameras measure things in Kelvin, the only temperature scale that matters. Disappointing.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They do actually, it's just that they convert it to Celsius right before displaying the value on the screen

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

It doesn't count if you can't see it!

Kelvin is the only legitimate way to measure temperature. Everything else is trivia. Duh.

Edit: I don't have time for your downvotes. It's 277 degrees outside and I don't have a clean sweater.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 hours ago

You mean you don't use an anglometer to measure degrees?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You are actually upvoted, it's just shown in Celsiusvotes.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

I should have realized!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

277 degrees? RIP

277 kelvin would be a nice temperature tho

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I just said Kelvin was the only legitimate way to measure temperature. Of course 277 degrees Kelvin.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I was making a joke, if a pedantic one. You don't measure Kelvin in degrees, it's not °K, it's just K. So 4 degrees Celsius is 277 kelvin.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Ohh two can play that game, your cited resolution has been superseded in 1967~

https://www.bipm.org/en/committees/cg/cgpm/13-1967/resolution-4

Edit: and for extra pedantry, the unit is spelled lowercase, the temperature scale uppercase c:

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[–] [email protected] 87 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Looking for a phone with this, a Geiger counter, and a light spectrum analyzer

Also a hardware keyboard, headphone jack, and runs Linux

[–] [email protected] 3 points 21 hours ago

Ok so you want a cyberdeck

[–] [email protected] 60 points 2 days ago (2 children)

It also needs to be under $50

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[–] [email protected] 82 points 2 days ago (4 children)

How hot is your toilet water please.

[–] [email protected] 148 points 2 days ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 104 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Are you sure you're dull? This is thrilling

[–] [email protected] 69 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Most exciting thing I've done since reorganizing my sock drawer!

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[–] [email protected] 64 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Check where the heat loss is occurring in your house.

[–] [email protected] 186 points 2 days ago (10 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago

I can't believe you've done this

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 day ago

Is this loss?

[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 days ago

I'm so sorry for your heat :(

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago

This post has been stellar.

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[–] [email protected] 54 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (6 children)

You can't not say what phone has FLIR. Need details please! lol

There was a discontinued (and discounted) CAT phone I was looking at a while back. The phone itself was mostly unimpressive, but it did have a decent FLIR camera which is why I was looking at it.

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 day ago

I'm so glad I don't have one. I can't imagine the amount of time I'd waste play acting splinter cell.

too bad they never released a game after chaos theory.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Now, this technology is new to me, but I believe that's Homer Simpson in the oven, rotating slowly. His body temperature has risen to 400 degrees. He's literally stewing in his own juices!

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Do you own any "Hot Wheels" toy cars? If so, how hot actually are those wheels?

In the absence of "Hot Wheels" toy cars, I'd also be interested in other objects which claim to be hot, but likely aren't i.e. a "Hot Topic" clothing item, or bottle of "Hot Sauce".

[–] [email protected] 115 points 2 days ago (3 children)

No wheels or topics here, but a whole collection of hot sauces straight from the fridge

A drop of Tha Bomb: Beyond Insanity on a plate also looks quite disappointing

However, put some of that straight into my mouth and let me tell you, I'm in a world of regrets right now.

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