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if the philadelphia eagles (also known as the most evil sports team on earth) win the superbowl i will get the hexbear logo tattooed somewhere on my body (hexbear.net)
submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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ive been a fan of the cowboys my whole life, the thought of the eagles winning is worse than the nazis winning ww2

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im not some evil cowboys/lakers/yankees fan. lived in texas all my life and have always been a fan of all the dallas teams (probably will switch from mavs to spurs until nico harrison is fired/shot dead tho).

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philly fans more than anything just fucking suck man, im sure most people in the city are cool (hell, i'd like to live there for walkability reasons alone lol) but eagles fans (and the other sports too, from what i've seen) are all descended from children of satan and deserve 1000 years of torment before the city wins another major sports league championship

i dont know when ill have the money for it but on marx i will post it on this account if the forces of satan win tomorrow, before the end of the 2025.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

GOOOOOOOO BIRRRRRRRRRRDS

I can say with certainty that by the end of the day tomorrow there will have been two riots in major American cities and that's kinda cool I guess.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I just wish they both could lose, I hate both teams so much lmao

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Not even gonna watch idt

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

true, i was secretly wishing for a natural disaster that cancelled the game while causing no injuries somehow (as much as i hate eagles fans, even most of them dont deserve anything bad to happen to them)

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

like 90% of the teams ive rooted for this year in sports have lost so im expecting to lose this tomorrow, so in preparation:

should i get hexbear-retro or hexbear-shining

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

should i get

The only acceptable answer is pigpoop

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Start a hexbear-logo logo count where every time your chosen team loses you get another one of the hexbear emojis tacked on next to it like hexbear-gay-pride or hexbear-asexual or hexbear-static-logo and so forth until you run out of skin to fill or we run out of hexbear shaped emojis

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Why are the Eagles any worse than any other Concussions-and-Commercial-Breaks Ball team?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

They're a hated division rival of the Cowboys. Good ol fashioned fan hate, the nice n' light, fun kinda hate.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Well Philly is cooler than anywhere in Texas so I guess I know who I'm rooting for.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

The chiefs were originally the Dallas Texans (a long time ago) so if you need another reason haha

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

i dont like their fans. i also have family members who are big fans of the eagles and we have an family rivalry over that (they're also niners fans lmao, for context the niners are probably the 3rd team i hate most behind the giants)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

GO BIRDS.

Make sure to explain the lore of this site to whoever is doing the tattoo

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Make sure to explain the lore of this site to whoever is doing the tattoo

no, i dont think i will

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Go birds. Good luck with the tattoo

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

unfortuantely you were correct (i was also)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

GO BIRDS!

Addendum: oh shit the superbowl is today? Huh, whaddya know.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Isn’t the sport fairly rigged at this point? Can’t imagine it’s any better than in the 2000s.

Rant behind spoiler tag so people who don’t want to read it don’t have toIf any sort in the US is fixed, it’s American Football and it’s not even close. Just need to look at the shitshow that was the lead up to Super Bowl XL and the game itself. Yeah. Mike Vanderjagt missing a 40 yard field goal 20 yards wide right in his second best season ever. I totally believe that. Oh and Big Ben totally broke the plane of the end zone. Don’t forget Big Ben making that shoestring tackle on the Bettis fumble cause the defender who had the ball thought it was a great idea that, to beat the only person downfield, was to run directly at him. Definitely happened. That was definitely a forward pass from Randle El, too.

I was a Steelers fan too. Just that sport is so fucking rigged. There’s a reason I stopped watching in like 2011 or 2012 or whatever.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I agree with you but the NBA is just as bad. The Luka trade to the Lakers for Anthony Davis? I haven't watched a game in years and I knew that trade was bullshit liz-society should have an episode on the trade but unfortunatelybrace-cowboy doesn't know shit about ball

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah wasnt it the NBA that has an actual referee scandal? NFL might be fucked but certainly not more.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

man dont even bring up the luka trade, shit makes me so sad every time i think about it

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

I was a Saints fan and watched every game until the no-call against the Rams in 2018. After that I couldn't pretend it wasn't just pro wrestling.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

reading this comment after the chiefs got shitstomped is quite funny ngl

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

GO BIRDS

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

if the philadelphia eagles (also known as the most evil sports team on earth) win the superbowl what will the death toll in Philly be?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Update on this?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

i knew i was fucked from the 2nd quarter. im hoping the site changes names/logo tbh lol

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You're not getting off that easy.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

if the logo changes im getting the new logo, pray i dont alter the deal any further

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ok. It's on you if the new logo is beanis tho.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

ironically i think beanis would be easier to explain than the hexbear logo lol

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

GO BIRDS

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

When are the packers playing? Go Pack, go!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Score is currently 40 to 6 for the Eagles with 8 minutes left.

Thought of where that tattoo is going?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

probably my back

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Getting ready for that tattoo?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

like i said i dont know when ill have the money for it lol. way to rub it in also...