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[–] [email protected] 27 points 14 hours ago (4 children)

Let's be real. We're all NPCs so if any of the men are from something with action, we'll probably end up dead. My pick would be Bob Ross, Mr. Rogers, and Steve Irwin. Super calming and chill

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 16 hours ago (12 children)

I'd also go for Data, Riker, and LaForge.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 hours ago

Now roll for shirt color.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

You need O’Brien to act as a lightning rod for any misfortune.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (5 children)

Ehhh debatable if Data is a "man", and LaForge... well, he wouldn't be on my list. My picks from TNG to share a turbolift would would be Picard, O'Brien and Riker. Picard would be either ruminating on some deep crisis or current drama and be quiet and majestic. O'Brien would be preoccupied and anxious about some project and trying to build up the courage to talk to the senior officers about it. Riker would be relaxed, polite and crack a joke that would make you chuckle.

If counting non-human male characters across ST, then Data, Odo and Spock.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (2 children)

non-zero chance Riker tries to flirt with you

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 12 hours ago (3 children)

I mean... No Worf? I feel like he'd be the safest choice together with Data

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

Oopsie poopsie, you got Lore!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 15 hours ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

LaForge is occasionally kinda creepy...

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 15 hours ago

I don't know about feeling "safe" with Han, but unsafe in a good way. Like I trust him but not myself. Artoo could probably plug in and fix the elevator, too.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 hours ago (4 children)

Christopher Reeves, Stephen Hawking, Teddy Pendergrass

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

first 3 celebridudes that popped into my head:

Tom Hanks, Keannu Reaves, and Willie Nelson.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

You are NOT safe from Willie. He will get you SOOO high.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

exactly why he's on the list. I'm secretly trying to get to Hanks that high so he can laugh like he did in money pit.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 hours ago

Harvey Specter, Mike Ross, and Louis Litt.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Just put me with Pedro Pascal, in any role.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 13 hours ago

Pedro Pascal, Sir Ian Mckellan, and Sir Patrick Stewart.

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