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[–] [email protected] 2 points 54 minutes ago (1 children)

If I know you're 100% real, I'm still saying no. I'm here for funny shit not friendships.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 19 minutes ago

Absolutely agree with you my friend

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Wait, you're telling me Nicole the Fediverse girl isn't real 😱

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I do hope you haven't done anything you might regret.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

How do you un dick a pic? Is there an app for that?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Just double down and send a dick pic to your friends, family, and coworkers. Then they cant hold it over you. Pretty sure thats how france does it

[–] [email protected] 2 points 49 minutes ago

So, uh. Hi .

This is gonna seem a little out of character and I won’t blame you for feeling a little out of sorts about this whole thing… but I’ve been compromised by a master haxxor from the dark webz and I need to get out in front of this.

Please find enclosed a portfolio of photographs in .pdf and zip archive, mostly comprised of my dick ‘n balls.

ps. Sorry, Gram-gam. I made bad choices.

pps. Kevin, I’d understand if you’d prefer I didn’t come into work on Monday.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

So... don't leave us hanging, what's on the Friendica and Peertube links?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Not much. If it is a spam thing then I suspect that was coming later.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 hour ago

Prolly bc Nicole is busy with her pre-health-sciences studies. /s

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

They didn't even bother to try and scam us with someone hot. The fake Tinder profiles at least bothered to find some girl on Instagram to steal pictures of.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 hours ago

I think they figured that, as we've rejected the attractive popular social media sites, we might be more inclined to go for someone more attainable and on our wavelength. I imagine she's been hit up with plenty of "what's your stack? Right answers only! LOL. Kidding. 🤪".

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Oh! I got that PM from "Nichole" too! Lemmy's made the big time!!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 hours ago

A couple of accounts sent out a tonne of PMs. They are getting blocked but banning and removing content doesn't remove DMs, so folks can delete them or wait for the Admins to run some SQL to remove them.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

What's even weirder is the livestream she was supposedly on. I tried commenting, but there was no answer.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 hours ago