this post was submitted on 05 Sep 2023
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Dad Jokes

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You boil the Hell out of it!

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The pope has a water cannon.

It's a water cannon.

He punches holes in it.

It's a holey water cannon.

He blesses it.

It's a holy holey water cannon.

He blesses the hell out of it.

It's a wholly holy holey water cannon.

Batman and Robin arrive.

He shoots them.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Holy contrived punchline, Batman!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Yeah, well, blame the Principia Discordia.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not sure whether to upvote or downvote for making me laugh at something so dumb... Lol

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

That's the whole point of Dad Jokes! Groans and eye rolls are also acceptable