(a) Donated or sold to a facility for the purpose of future procedures to fertilize an embryo;

This means it's legal to pull out and fill a jar to donate to such a facility.

Wouldn't this make more sense as "conception"?

I believe this makes it a woman's duty to take all erections up the right hole.

So what is this? Some kind of anti masturbation law?

The target obscure British comedy group named after the pet snake of one of their WW2 generals wrote a song about this exact situation:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUspLVStPbk

I kept looking for the Onion link and never found it.

This will only effect incel wet dreams

100% of men are murderers then

Makes sense. They're all a bunch of dicks.