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[-] [email protected] 75 points 8 months ago

Are those silicone though?

Nvm, I'll see myself out now...

[-] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago
[-] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Silicon got Bezos the silicone

[-] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Richard in the Silicon Valley!

[-] [email protected] 53 points 8 months ago

I don't even think we can fault Zuck for looking. Even robot lizards were wondering why the fuck she wasn't wearing an actual shirt over that bra lol

[-] [email protected] 28 points 8 months ago

Yeah, like glance once like you are a married man at a professional event, not stare like a teenager at a strip club.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago

Mark has never had to progress past 18 since he became extremely rich around that age.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

I'm not wondering shit, free the tatas.

[-] [email protected] 32 points 8 months ago
[-] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago

Ok I get who Zuck is, but why is everyone creeping on whoever that is with hair in their face?

[-] [email protected] 23 points 8 months ago

Those are microphones in the foreground. She's Lauren Sanchez. As for why they're creeping, I think you know.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago

My Wikipedia app messed up loading that page lol

[-] [email protected] 28 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

She looks remarkably like some sort of power station!

[-] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Just examining the pipes.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Wikipedia's app is... not good. If my internet connection changes or is disrupted at all while loading data, the app shits the bed and must be restarted in order to work at all.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago
[-] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

Plastic surgery, I'm guessing.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

I'm prepared for the flak I'm going to receive, but it worked out in her favor. Either luck, genetics, or extremely expensive surgeons.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

Well, people wouldn't do it if it didn't make them more aesthetically pleasing to at least some people.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

I had to find the original because the text was screwing with my brain. Yeah I know now.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

I remember the first time I saw boobs

[-] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago
[-] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago

Lauren Sánchez. Fiancé of the bald packages dildo.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

Insane that the description pinpoints one of the billions of people on this planet.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

That dirty sanchez

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