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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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A six million dollar bunker to survive the apocalypse in...Las Vegas. https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3970-Spencer-St-Las-Vegas-NV-89119/7092102_zpid/

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

They succeeded in making a real life scene that looks like it was rendered by a PlayStation 1 in 1997

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The fake outside has such a postapocalyptic feel to it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

True, but if there will ever be somewhat affordable fake windows that are nearly indistinguishable from real windows, my office is getting that late spring afternoon on Santorini vibe.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

ngl, the only thing I hate about it is the stripper pole and the disco ball.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I love this. Look at the ceiling: tons of vents so it'll be nice and cool. I don't need the pole but it's really getting its aesthetic right.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

that's fucking hideous i love it

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

A luxury bunker is so wonderfully late stage capitalism.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

This transcends tacky and loops back around to cool.

Twice.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

OP you posted this in the wrong board, this is the ideal female bedroom

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

The funny thing about this is the assumption that land ownership matters in the event of the apocalypse. Having your fancy bunker location public is probably the wrong thing to do.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

"Liminal Fuck"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

This isn't bad real estate, this is badass real estate

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I knew what this was before I even expanded the thumbnail. That whole pace is crazy. I wonder if the movie Blast from the Past was based on it or if it was just a coincidence?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Is this a camp from fo76?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This is only bad if the bad is followed by an ass. Badass.

Well... The dancing pole is kinda tacky. Replace that whole thing and the wooden stage with a hot tub 😃

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I love having the porch in the basement.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

This is incredible

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Comes complete with a stripper pole…. BYOS… (bring your own strippers) ofc!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

It's Vegas, they're probably easier to find than fruit and vegetables.