They succeeded in making a real life scene that looks like it was rendered by a PlayStation 1 in 1997
Terrible Estate Agent Photos
Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.
Posting guidelines.
Posts in this community must be of property (inside or out) listed for sale which contains a terrible element. “Terrible” can refer to:
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the photo itself (finger over the lens, too far away, people in the shot, bad Photoshop, etc.)
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the property (weird layout, questionable plumbing, unsound structure, etc.)
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the interior (carpeted bathrooms, awful taste interiors, weird mannequins/taxidermies/art, inflatable pools indoors, etc.)
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the actual listing itself including unusual descriptions and unrealistic pricing. However, this isn’t a community to discuss the housing market in general. This is a comedic community - let’s keep it light.
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Photos can be sourced from anywhere and be any age, but please check they haven’t already been posted.
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Censor any names/contact details of private individuals.
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Mark the post NSFW if it includes nudity or sensitive content
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The fake outside has such a postapocalyptic feel to it.
True, but if there will ever be somewhat affordable fake windows that are nearly indistinguishable from real windows, my office is getting that late spring afternoon on Santorini vibe.
ngl, the only thing I hate about it is the stripper pole and the disco ball.
I love this. Look at the ceiling: tons of vents so it'll be nice and cool. I don't need the pole but it's really getting its aesthetic right.
that's fucking hideous i love it
A luxury bunker is so wonderfully late stage capitalism.
This transcends tacky and loops back around to cool.
Twice.
OP you posted this in the wrong board, this is the ideal female bedroom
The funny thing about this is the assumption that land ownership matters in the event of the apocalypse. Having your fancy bunker location public is probably the wrong thing to do.
"Liminal Fuck"
This isn't bad real estate, this is badass real estate
I knew what this was before I even expanded the thumbnail. That whole pace is crazy. I wonder if the movie Blast from the Past was based on it or if it was just a coincidence?
Is this a camp from fo76?
This is only bad if the bad is followed by an ass. Badass.
Well... The dancing pole is kinda tacky. Replace that whole thing and the wooden stage with a hot tub 😃
I love having the porch in the basement.
This is incredible
Comes complete with a stripper pole…. BYOS… (bring your own strippers) ofc!
It's Vegas, they're probably easier to find than fruit and vegetables.