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Stake rule. (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 2 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

Guys it's OK I'm not a vampire, I 10x the garlic in every recipe I come across

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 days ago (1 children)

> claims to not be a vampire

> look inside

> dies when stabbed with a wooden stake

🤨

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

Oof, your silver bullet is fatal.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Pam: Not without a bunch of garlic and some wooden stakes!

Krieger: They’re clones, not vampires.

Pam: Doesn’t matter to the stake!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Exactly what I thought of!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

So all vampires are right wingers

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

Oof owie my heart

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