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[–] 38 points 2 years ago (1 child)

"Satisfaction is a luxury" 🤣

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  • [–] 24 points 2 years ago

    I drink this while eating my fried ham water.

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  • [–] 18 points 2 years ago

    What happens next is up to me and my gut flora

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  • [–] 16 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    satisfaction is a luxury

    Not guaranteed lol

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  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago

    "Drink my eggs" new insult dropped

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    and it's fucking delicious.

    It's alcoholic custard

    I drink it every Christmas

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago

    These words are not accepted

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    What are egg wets? Tried to look it up but can't find anything that would fit this meme

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    What is this supposed to be? The word "abomination" comes to mind.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    what happens to you is up next

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    Damn, looks like Uncle Pork got out again.

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  • Quality bullshit

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago

    Speaking of which, why do the brown eggs cost more than the white eggs? I would like to see more equity in the egg offerings. Especially when I'm paying over a quarter per egg.

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