In the wake of his 17-year jail sentence, Joseph Bigg said: "Oh, I know he'll pardon. I believe that with all my heart."

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[–] 114 points 3 years ago (2 children)

Regardless of political leanings, if one of the steps in your master plan is "receive pardon from glorious leader once they return to power", you might want to rethink what you're about to do.

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    [–] 74 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    HEY MEDIA!

    Stop. Giving. These. Fuckwits. Attention!

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    [–] 62 points 3 years ago (1 child)
  • [–] 55 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    Dollars to donuts Trump doesn't even know this dude exists.

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  • [–] 55 points 3 years ago (5 children)

    I'd pay good money to see his face the moment he realizes that Trump isn't going to help him

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    [–] 38 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    He thought Trump was gonna pay their lawyers as well.

    Not the sharpest tool in the shed this one.

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    [–] 36 points 3 years ago* (1 child)

    Dude, he's already forgotten about you, if he ever knew who you were in the first place. He most certainly doesn't care if you rot in jail or not. In fact, he'd probably get off on it if he knew.

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  • [–] 23 points 3 years ago

    If someone told Trump about this guy 4 years from now, he'd be bragging about how there were dudes doing long jailtime for him, because that's how great he is. Getting Biggs out of prison would mean less bragging rights. He literally has an incentive to keep him in there.

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  • [+] 36 points 3 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (8 children)
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    [–] 31 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    Trump could have pardoned him on January 7th.

    Trump doesn't give a shit about them.

    Also, Trump is about to get removed from the ballot in several states.

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  • [–] 11 points 3 years ago

    I wouldn't count on the 14th argument. There's going to be so many lawsuits flying around they're going to have to put a jetway at the Supreme Court, and Alito, Kavanaugh, Thomas, and whatsherface will tie themselves in knots to force that shitstain back on us.

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  • [–] 26 points 3 years ago

    If there weren't a million reasons to not vote for Trump already, keeping this POS behind bars is just one more to add to the pile.

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  • [–] 26 points 3 years ago

    Look at this guy, thinks he’s better than the Tiger King.

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  • [–] 22 points 3 years ago

    Lol trump only cares about himself this dudes in for a wild ride. Don't drop the soap my man.

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  • [–] 20 points 3 years ago (3 children)

    I'm guessing, because he's clearly a moron, that he doesn't realize that former presidents don't have pardoning power.

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  • [–] 10 points 3 years ago

    Depends how brain damaged you assume this guy is, but he either thinks trump will win in 24 or that trump is secretly the actual for real president. Probably the former but I wouldn't bet on it.

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    [–] 20 points 3 years ago

    Yeah, you served your purpose and you failed... enjoy prison.

    Thoughts and prayers

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  • [–] 19 points 3 years ago

    Trump can't pardon the shiv your cellmate sticks into you because you won't stop talking about Trump all the damn time. Just put a little hydroxychloroquine on the wound and walk it off!

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  • [–] 18 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    lmao, has this guy ever heard Trump's opinion on losers? Don't expect a pardon any time soon, bucko.

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    [–] 14 points 3 years ago

    Joe exotic already tried this

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  • [–] 13 points 3 years ago (7 children)

    I don't think he gets that Trump will NEVER be elected again. It's possible for Trump to even wind up in a state or federal penitentiary; assuming that his defense fails to convince a judge.

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  • [–] 11 points 3 years ago (4 children)

    I remember being one of the fools who thought he wouldn’t stand a chance the first time around.

    This time around I’m praying and I’m not even religious.

    I live in red country. I hear them every day. Teachers, lawyers, doctors, nurses, police officers, farmers, constructions workers, welders, even dirt poor disabled welfare recipients. They all say, “I can’t wait until Trump gets back in and fixes this mess.”

    The media they consume all says he’s innocent. The podcasts they listen to all cheer for the day his political opponents are jailed.

    Even with the recording where he pressured officials to find more votes. Even with all of the charges. Even with the republicans who come out and talk about his crimes.

    To them it’s all political theater from the left. It’s all a big conspiracy to take down the greatest man who ever lived.

    I’ve heard the words, “poor old Trump. It’s a shame what they’re putting him through, and he just keeps going because he loves America.”

    The threat is real. Please please please, don’t think for a second he can’t win.

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    [–] 11 points 3 years ago

    He's going to eat shit for a long time.

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  • [–] 11 points 3 years ago* (last edited 3 years ago) (2 children)

    Is Trump the new Jesus or something?

    "Thoughts and prayers" or whatever?

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    [–] 9 points 3 years ago (1 child)
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    [–] 9 points 3 years ago

    Bless his freaking heart.

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  • [–] 9 points 3 years ago

    Right after he pays his legal bills...

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  • [–] 8 points 3 years ago

    How many gramss of copium he's putting on his prison food as seasoning?

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  • [–] 8 points 3 years ago

    Where is the court room video of his crying and begging?

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