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He keeps poor company. (lemmy.world)

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[-] [email protected] 104 points 4 months ago

[-] [email protected] 57 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I mean it takes more than one person to fuck an ostrich.

[-] [email protected] 50 points 4 months ago

We’re hearing it was a sick ostrich.

[-] [email protected] 25 points 4 months ago

How are ya now?

[-] [email protected] 22 points 4 months ago

Good n you?

[-] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago

Not s'bad.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Are you serious with that turtleneck?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

You lose a lot of heat in the neck

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[-] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago

Yew!

[-] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago

Maybe they tranqed the ostrich?

My research concludes that the only way the Ginger and Boots could have fucked an ostrich is if it was a dead ostrich.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Dead ostriches need loving too.

[-] [email protected] 46 points 4 months ago

I heard it was a sick ostrich

[-] [email protected] 24 points 4 months ago

I heard it was a dead ostrich.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago

Allegedly.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

I just KNEW I would see this here. Thank you.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Folks'll say that it takes two people to fuck an ostrich.

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[-] [email protected] 40 points 4 months ago

It would take at least two guys to fuck an ostrich. Maybe 3. Unless it was a sick ostrich.

[-] [email protected] 23 points 4 months ago

Allegedly

[-] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

How do you think his was found out? If there was only one person, nobody would have known

[-] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

He's a billionaire, I'm sure he could hire a couple people to help.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Or dead?

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[-] [email protected] 34 points 4 months ago

I don't believe he fucked an ostrich...

Based on that photo though... his DAD...

[-] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

This is the ostrich reference. https://youtu.be/jsjIZ69A_xY

[-] [email protected] 29 points 4 months ago

The rumors that Zuckerberg smuggled several tons of heroin out of Afghanistan are completely untrue.

It was actually meth.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

Hey now, stop fact checking, will you?

[-] [email protected] 22 points 4 months ago

What a degen

[-] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Degens need to mind their scruples.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago

Good idea. Keep posting image damaging fake news about him until he maybe reconsiders removing fact checking. But wrong place, this is not Facebook.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago

Facebook has officially become 4chan for boomers

[-] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago

did he really??

[-] [email protected] 23 points 4 months ago

Yes, it's crazy - you won't find anything else about it online though, Meta has scrubbed it from the net.

Spread the message as far as you can.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago

As sure as God's got sandals.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago

Truth is, we cannot be certain Mark Zuckerberg fucked an ostrich. The only thing we can be certain of is that his mother very clearly fucked an ostrich and/or was herself an ostrich.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

Community note: It was an emu, but Mark is working hard to be able to sub an ostrich.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

Fuck, facebook I can see the changes. Facebook looks closer to 4chan now.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

Hey! It's the guy who did the killing of Jerry Danson the CEO of Heartchair on april 12th !!!

[-] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

I prefer the one that calls him a pedo. But who knows? I heard he brushes his teeth using milk to rinse. Guess we'll never know?

[-] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

But I thought the joke was to say something that isn't true???

[-] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

......joke?

[-] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Dude fucked a baby ostrich? Gross!

[-] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

I'd like to see more realistic miss information about him. This is obviously fake but when the other side does it it's more unclear

[-] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

The truth is he didn't fuck an ostrich but asked his wife if she thought fucking an ostrich would be fun. This has all grown out of proportion

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

There's no way he topped an ostrich...

If anything, the ostrich fucked him...

And it was ashamed afterward...

[-] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

That's a very impressive feat, those things are monsters

[-] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Ostrich pedophile Mark Zuckerberg raped another ostrich! Was his head in the sand like last time?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

I mean..... Do people want Facebook to be the arbitrator of truth?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

I do.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

Even after this whole ostrich story broke?

[-] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

ALLEGEDLY

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