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[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 day ago (6 children)

What exactly are divine powers? Are you basically the blue dude from Watchmen?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

The religion is Shinto and you gain the powers of a kappa

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah, that one could easily include all the others and more

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

1 level 2 and 2 level 1 Cleric spells

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

I can't even Remove Disease?! Fuck that shit!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

divine is religion based. like spawning 6 arms and dividing oceans. powering things up by blessing and being able to seal or banish evil.

dr. manhatten is physics based. he could maybe do similar things, but his powers are not magical. he can't force a spirit to stay in a piece of armor or things like that.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Size manipulation, stamina and blast power.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

"Attractive Female", "Divine Power" ~~because what power doesn't fall under that~~, and "Insanely Rich."

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Chameleon, Invisibility, Shape Shifter.

Guys, I don't know what I am and I'm scared

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

You could be an old walnut tree in Istanbul! No one would be aware of you, but neither would the police.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 23 hours ago

You're a cuttlefish!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

You can be whatever you want.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

oh yeah, the magic of "insanely rich" 😄

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is so imbalanced and vague.

People used to go full on Rainman designing these CYOAs.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Attractive Female Attractive Male Third one doesn't matter

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 22 hours ago

Sir, an unidentified vessel is hailing us! It wants us to... spread?

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

I already have autism, PTSD and depression. I don't know if I can handle more.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Bah, thanks to my years as a shut-in tech dweeb I already have lots of Gadgets, a Feral appearance, and I Super Smell.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 day ago

teleport, size manipulation, super smell. i am constantly teleporting into the rectums of famous actresses and experiencing ego death as their farts wash over me and erase all other sensations. i don't even remember my name or how long I've been doing this for. all i know is my mission. i am the fartshifter

[–] [email protected] 2 points 23 hours ago

Radar sense, submariner and radiation. I'm about to go defend Greenland mortherfuckers!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 23 hours ago

Teleport - force field - healing

Pretty much nothing you couldn’t do and get away with it. Go anywhere and nobody could stop you. Healing seems redundant with force field, but I assume you’d have to turn off the force field to do some things which would leave you vulnerable.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Immortal, invulnerable, teleport. I can be where I want to be, when I want to be, until the end of time.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 23 hours ago

I recently realized how much I say my password in my head while typing it. For me, I'd swap invulnerable with telepathy and steal all the passwords!

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Magic can accomplish all of this, so I choose that

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Magic Feral Submariners will take over the world one day.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

Steal his look: Divine Powers, Healing, Immortality.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Fire Control, Radiation, Weather Control

burning radioactive acid rain for everyone

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

You’d be wasting your opportunity for powers, at this rate that’s coming up this year anyway

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago

With Invisibility and Phasing you don't need to pick Super Rich.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

I choose to become a nuclear submarine: radiation + sub-mariner + super hearing

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago (5 children)

If you do "Attract Female", "Attract Male" and "Vampirism" you'll be able to pull the entire gender spectrum!

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Depending on which deity we're talking, "divine powers" is a no-brainer. Besides that: Immortality, invincibility, siphon powers. Use the time I have (i.e. all of it) to learn unarmed combat and weapon master, and become insanely rich and very intelligent, then invent implants and a powersuit (why would anyone pick those if they're a freebie with immortality), then wait around for others who have picked different powers and siphon off their powers. Since I'm invincible, I can also swallow some plutonium and become radioactive.

So, in conclusion, I would like to be a sci-fi lich.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Psionics (a la Legion/David Haller), Divine Powers (more Legion reality-warping fun), Immorality (until the Heat Death of the Universe). I've got a lot I want to do, starting with planetary reform and cultivation of the species.

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