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[โ€“] PugJesus@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

What if I already have the power of being attractive ๐Ÿ˜Ž

Do I have to waste a choice to keep it?

And does immortality come with eternal youth?

Invulnerability, Invisibility, Psychic

[โ€“] dogsoahC@lemm.ee 3 points 3 months ago

Depending on which deity we're talking, "divine powers" is a no-brainer. Besides that: Immortality, invincibility, siphon powers. Use the time I have (i.e. all of it) to learn unarmed combat and weapon master, and become insanely rich and very intelligent, then invent implants and a powersuit (why would anyone pick those if they're a freebie with immortality), then wait around for others who have picked different powers and siphon off their powers. Since I'm invincible, I can also swallow some plutonium and become radioactive.

So, in conclusion, I would like to be a sci-fi lich.

[โ€“] 2ugly2live@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

"Attractive Female", "Divine Power" ~~because what power doesn't fall under that~~, and "Insanely Rich."

[โ€“] dovahking@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Most of the powers are achievable with just intellect and magic. The third power to choose is immortality because most of the sci fi or magical immortality has a catch.

[โ€“] TheGuyTM3@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 months ago

Shapeshifter, telekinesis and magic. Efficiency and modularity. And i'm lazy.

[โ€“] Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 months ago

Isn't divine powers all of these?

[โ€“] PresidentCamacho@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Immortal, Teleport, Intellect

Idk how magic fits in here, since Teleport is typically a part of magic.

I will use it to fix the world buy making a lust for power and greed to the detriment of humanity a death sentence. My super hero name can be Incentive. I will make it my duty to make sure that the ruling class finally has a proper incentive to do what is right. I'll be like if Kira from death note wasn't a moron.

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[โ€“] KeenFlame@feddit.nu 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Guys you don't even eye siphon abilities? It's the pro strat

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[โ€“] Randelung@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

I mean, Magic is just "all of the above".

[โ€“] bruhduh@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Immortality, invulnerability, and shape shifter to not attract too much attention (hide)

[โ€“] BugleFingers@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

I think I'd go immortal, phasing/ghost, shapeshifter.

Can't die or age, can't be caught, and can turn into whomever/whatever.

[โ€“] Hiatus@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Vampirism, Divine Powers and Magic. These three pretty much give you every other power on this list. You are essentially God and need only keep the human race alive so you can feed off their blood.

[โ€“] HexesofVexes@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Necromancy necromancy necromancy.

Easy!

Shapeshifter, magic, immortal. Boom.

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