Working on the important stuff first I see! While we're at it, why did we slip back into calling them French fries. We need to throw some serious money at this problem - I'm talkin' make the libs complain we could have ended homelessness money at changing the damn name of fried fucking potatoes!! Yeah, hand me my mountain dew hat! We're dewin this! Murica! Hellz yah!

This will go over about as well as the Sacagawea dollar coin, and the coin had the advantage of actually being a good idea.

Delusional LMAO.

The symbolism is on top of the "warmongering on allies" rhetoric, that could, in this case, push for a war on Mexico or takeover of its territorial rights to oil extraction in the Gulf. The lust over Greenland is its strategic role in attacking/defending Europe. The resources there are very expensive to extract due to infrastructure needs. The Panama canal is to stop Chinese trade/influence, but usual US policy is threats/coups instead of offering market prices. Panama canal fees are high due to droughts related to global warming which Trump wants to increase beyond reparability.

America isn't even the countries name, it's "The United States OF America" with North America being the continent it's on.

whew! I'm glad we solved all the REAL problems so now we can focus on this shit!

Eehhh, not to rain on your parade but in Ukraine it was Putin's Russia doing the funding and support, not the US.

Not that it matters much, the US has a long history of fucking over other countries, Nicaragua, chile, Iran, just a few examples.

Either way, they've never been as brazen and petty about it

Fine, then we gotta spend the money to care for the natural life there as if it were ours.

Oh you don't want to spend the money? Figures, you cheapskate "conservatives".

And French Fries are now Freedom Fries /s

How about New Mexico state?

I guess "Bumpkin Bay" is a little too on the nose.

Or maybe "Gulf Of Florida Man."