To be fair it's a small beer

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Small_beer

His palms are sweaty...

"Got the kids huh? You're gonna need another beer for this" -SkipTheDishes

Don't worry. This is normal in Germany.

We have a saying here in Denmark: "the truth is to be heard from children and drunk people".

With that in mind, what could be more truthful than a toddler on their second white Russian? 😛

Wine? You mean "old grape juice?"

I mean, look — If your kid can’t tell the difference between a merlot and a malbec by the time they’re ready to order from the adult menu, can you say you’ve succeeded in preparing them for adulthood?

Everyone knows you gotta select the adult's menu to order hard liquor silly! 😂🍻

where liquor?

No milk? Shame...