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Kids menu (lemmy.zip)
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[-] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago
[-] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

Sometimes unfiltered and porridge-like

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[-] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago
[-] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago
[-] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

he's nervous

[-] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago

"Got the kids huh? You're gonna need another beer for this" -SkipTheDishes

[-] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago

Don't worry. This is normal in Germany.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

We have a saying here in Denmark: "the truth is to be heard from children and drunk people".

With that in mind, what could be more truthful than a toddler on their second white Russian? 😛

[-] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

Wine? You mean "old grape juice?"

[-] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago

Fermented grape juice.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

I mean, look — If your kid can’t tell the difference between a merlot and a malbec by the time they’re ready to order from the adult menu, can you say you’ve succeeded in preparing them for adulthood?

[-] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

Everyone knows you gotta select the adult's menu to order hard liquor silly! 😂🍻

[-] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Well yeah, I ain't paying that adult menu markup!

[-] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago
[-] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago

where liquor?

[-] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago

No milk? Shame...

this post was submitted on 07 Jan 2025
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