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A Boring Dystopia

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[–] [email protected] 55 points 6 days ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 83 points 6 days ago (1 children)

We don't need citizens to be on their best behavior, we need millionaires and billionaires to be on their best behavior.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 6 days ago (1 children)

This is their best behaviour.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 days ago

Lets use it only on citizens who are billionaires to make sure they remain on their best behavior.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 days ago

Larry Ellison is one of the biggest pieces of shit and Oracle can go fuck themselves.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 6 days ago

This guy needs more luigi in his life

[–] [email protected] 27 points 5 days ago

A symptom of believing they are better than others.

[–] [email protected] 82 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Who's watching the billionaires?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

The Smash Brothers.

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 6 days ago (1 children)

And by "citizens" you mean slaves.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 days ago (1 children)

On coins, on stamps, on the covers of books, on banners, on posters, and on the wrappings of a cigarette Packet -- [Big Brother was] everywhere. Always the eyes watching you and the voice enveloping you. Asleep or awake, working or eating, indoors or out of doors, in the bath or in bed -- no escape. Nothing was your own except the few cubic centimetres inside your skull.
-- George Orwell, Nineteen-Eighty-Four

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 6 days ago (6 children)

By all accounts, Larry is a piece of shit.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (3 children)

Do not fall into the trap of anthropomorphising Larry Ellison. You need to think of Larry Ellison the way you think of a lawnmower. You don't anthropomorphize your lawnmower, the lawnmower just mows the lawn, you stick your hand in there and it'll chop it off, the end. You don't think 'oh, the lawnmower hates me' -- lawnmower doesn't give a shit about you, lawnmower can't hate you. Don't anthropomorphize the lawnmower. Don't fall into that trap about Oracle.

— Brian Cantrill

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Larry Ellison says that North Korea and China are great countries to live in

You first, and then we'll lock the door behind you, you mother fucker

Pardon my French, but these scum of the earth should rot in hell as far as I am concerned. They are a literal cancer for this world

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 6 days ago (4 children)

'citizens will be on their best behavior'

Compliant. He means compliant.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 days ago

He's afraid of the masses.

I wonder why

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 days ago

Sure, it could, but should it? No of course not, a safe "utopian" society through force is dystopian and still unsafe (just now the danger is sanctioned, don't run afoul of Lord AI) in reality.

I'll take the possibility of getting shot by some dickhead over AI overlords watching my every move any day of the week.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 days ago

Leave it to the associopathic billionaires to take a look at 1984 and decide to use it as an instruction book.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 6 days ago (6 children)

There's a different solution that can ensure billionaires will be on their best behavior.

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 6 days ago (1 children)

This man is dangerous and needs to go away immediately.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago

ORACLE - One Rich Asshole Called Larry Ellison

[–] [email protected] 33 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Father Luigi won't you spare us from this clown

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 6 days ago

they just can't help saying the quiet part out loud

[–] [email protected] 29 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

what he really means is that "me and my buddies are fucking everyone else and we are afraid that there will be retaliation so we need mass surveillance"

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Brb, buying cases of Guy Fawkes masks...

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 6 days ago

We need another Luigi for this asshole.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 days ago

Of course it is, because that AI will totally not be programmed to ONLY surveil the lower tier sub-humans, Riiiiiiiiiight ?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I heard a guy tell a story about a vast AI-fueled cluster of bombs strapped to Larry's head set to trigger if he says objectively inhumane, anti-democratic shit can ensure Larry stays a lot quieter.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 6 days ago (1 children)

But...we got video evidence of someone already having murdered a ceo. It didn't seem to stop the ceo from getting shot tho, remarkable. 🤔

[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Video surveillance doesn't stop crime, it only records it...

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago

Should work pretty good if the IRS uses it for tax audits.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (3 children)

Remember, remember the 4th of December...

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 days ago

Funny thing about "best behavior" is that it's defined by whoever is in charge of the venue you're in, whether it's society ingeneral or a social media community. Somebody always dictates what's okay or not okay to say.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 6 days ago

One
Raging
Asshole
Called
Larry
Ellison

[–] [email protected] 32 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Somebody read or watched 1984 and thought that's a wonderful idea. Or is he just trying to cozy up to the Chinese government? Or the drugs long term effects are kicking in? Who knows.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 days ago

These people are fundamentally narcissistic and think they personally know not only how the world works, but also how it ought to work. You can see the somewhat innocent version of that in Apple's "you're holding it wrong" fiasco.

That kind of arrogance is kind of normal if you're a very intelligent teenager, since most of the people around you are indeed less intelligent than you, but most people get their reality check pretty soon and grow up. Business ghouls like Larry, however, never got their reality check. They managed to become successful early in life and still operate under that childish mindset.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago

He looks like the plastic version of Tim Allen as Santa from that Christmas movie.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Tim Allen with bad facial hair looking motherfucker

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Larry I am sure you will be on your best behavior as well.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 6 days ago

He's one of the owners of X, he and like 20 other people invested with Musk

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 days ago

you hear a sudden beep in your ears

"Sir you've not been smiling. We really want citizens to be smiling!"

[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 days ago

Ah, the Panopticon. How novel.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 days ago

So billionaires will pay the right amount of taxes! Oh wait!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

Move to china you dick length.

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