In response to the devastating vehicle-ramming attack in New Orleans on New Year's Day, Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) insinuated that the Biden administration's border policy was to blame — all of which appear now to have jumped the gun.

top 50 comments

sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] 137 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Glad someone is speaking up about the wide open border between Texas and Louisiana. We've gotta shut that shit down.

  • source
  • hideshow 5 child comments
  • [–] 27 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Maybe Texan secession would be good for everyone after all

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 4 child comments
  • [–] 29 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I've been saying it for years. Get rid of the Rated One Star state.

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 2 child comments
  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago* (2 children)

    Gotta evacuate Robert Evans (podcaster and author of Behind the Bastards and After The Revolution) and all the good people in Austin first, though..

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 4 child comments
  • load more comments (1 reply)
    [–] [S] 77 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    US born Texan who was an army veteran = migrant...

  • source
  • hideshow 2 child comments
  • [–] 37 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    I mean he was brown, and possibly Muslim, so as far as mtg is able to recognize that means migrant if her feeble mind

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 3 child comments
  • load more comments (1 reply)
  • [–] 52 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    Let's lay outcome facts at this-time frame:

    Shamsud-Din Jabbar was identified as a U.S. citizen born in Texas.

    Jabbar had served in the U.S. Army and had a degree from Georgia State University.

    While Jabbar had a criminal record related to traffic offenses and theft, there is no indication that these offenses pertained to immigration violations or that they affected his citizenship status.

    The FBI’s investigation into Jabbar’s potential associations with terroristic organizations does not imply anything about his immigration status but rather focuses on his actions during the attack.

    So, given these parameters why is this a Biden border issue?

  • source
  • hideshow 9 child comments
  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago

    They have one tool: blame outsiders. It doesn't matter if no outsiders are involved. If they let up on blaming outsiders for a second, their supporters might notice their lives aren't actually getting better.

  • source
  • parent
  • load more comments (1 reply)
    [–] 32 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    MTG: maps are hard!

    TRUMP: wanna borrow my Sharpie?

  • source
  • hideshow 2 child comments
  • [–] 23 points 2 years ago

    None of her brain-dead constituents care about facts.

  • source
  • [–] 22 points 2 years ago

    Time to close the boarder with Texas.

  • source
  • [–] 19 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    I was wondering what the hell Magic The Gathering has to do with US politics.......

  • source
  • hideshow 3 child comments
  • [–] 14 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    Margerie is like a blue player who keeps canceling her own spells.

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 6 child comments
  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I've never played Magic and I have no idea what this means, but it's the perfect analogy.

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 2 child comments
  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    The game has different colors -- different sources of power for your deck. Blue cards are themed around trickery and messing with your opponents plans. Cancelling spells is basically a "no" to whatever your opponent is trying to play.

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 2 child comments
  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    White is themed around order and balance. Black is power at any cost. Red is impulsive and energetic. Green is harmonious with the natural world.

    Blue interacts with the fundamental fabric of reality and is absolute bullshit.

  • source
  • parent
  • load more comments (2 replies)
  • load more comments (1 reply)
    [–] 15 points 2 years ago

    Let's put the blame where it belongs. Dude does a dime in the Army and he's fine. Then he goes to work in IT for Deloitte and ... This.

    Build a wall with consulting companies on the other side.

  • source
  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago

    Once a Mexican, always a Mexican

    We’ve not forgotten the Alamo

    /s

  • source
  • [–] 14 points 2 years ago

    But he had a scary name!

  • source
  • [–] 12 points 2 years ago

    The truth of falsehoods isn't the issue, that it's false is of no consequence to the politics.

  • source
  • [+] 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 child)
  • [+] 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 child)
  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago*

    The actual left (fuck off neolibs no one likes you) should take to calling Texans migrants too...

    We can cite Trump and Green.

  • source
  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago

    It's so obvious what they are doing; just drumming up some support for deportations. It won't fix anything, but it'll keep people good and distracted for a moment while they try to support their real base: the ultra rich.

    Those plastic surgery freaks at Mar a lago will be trying to smile as the poors fight it out over this one.

  • source
  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago

    I've never trusted Magic: The Gathering.

  • source
  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago

    “Jumped the gun” is a funny way to describe knee-jerk racism and hatred.

  • source
  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago

    U.S.-trained murderer: Murders

    MTG: How could Mexico do this???

  • source
  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago

    The sloppiest of hogs

  • source
  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    all of which appear now to have jumped the gun.

    You hear that... Librulz wants to jump your guns now!!!

  • source
  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    This imbecile needs to fulfil her face's destiny and front a Metallica cover band. Out here lookin' like her mother was a surrogate for an albino orangutan.

  • source
  • hideshow 1 child comment
  • load more comments (1 reply)
    [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    Yeah, and obviously we can all now agree it was the GOD DAMNED BORDER that shit in my pants, and we'll all just move on from the subject now, knowing fully that we all agree it was them, the border I mean. Fucking menace!

  • source
  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    Never waste a hood tragedy

  • source
  • [+] 2 points 2 years ago (1 child)
  • load more comments
    view more: next ›