The proper terminology is WAN - a Wide Anal Network.

I never thought I'd feel so isolated on my septic system...

Shoot me a bm

One word -

Airgap

I'll leave this here...

I'm logged in rn.

When you open Lemmy you are connected to every persons phone and can ruin their day in an instant.

I'm on a private intranet then. I have a septic system.

OH my friend reminded me I'm on a septic tank? how can I get my butthole connected pls

Aka the sphincternet.

There is an air gap. You're safe.

But if water splashes up then it's GAME OVER MAN.

Enshittification of the buttnet must continue!

So a p-trap is kinda like a butt firewall then

Guess it’s the Fediverse shittyverse

At first read this as massaged, and that context definitely puts this in a different light

Interfacing through the porcelain terminal, Case jacked into the waste-processing network

Reading this while on the shitter

I've had this recurring nightmare for the last twenty or so years where I go to sit on a toilet and a disembodied hand comes out of the drain-hole hand first and touches my butt.

upload only... at least on my side, one large packet at the time, or a bunch of small packets depending on recent past diet

And your nose and mouth is connected to everyone too.
All in the vast ocean of air. You are inhaling what others exhale.