this post was submitted on 01 Sep 2023
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[–] [email protected] 72 points 1 year ago (2 children)

All these company based coins are essentially grey market stocks, sell coins for free capital, coins gain value on perception of company value. Plus Elon can continue pumping and dumping. The distopian future of company owned currency sounds terrible.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

They're scrip. Spendable at the company store.

Everything old is new again.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I owe my soul to the company store.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Another day old and deeper in debt.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is definitely going to work and, moreover, Elon will eventually use it to perform a rug pull at a scale not seen since like the previous week maybe.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Didn't he already do this with another coin he made up?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I know he did it with Doge, but that was a meme coin he wasn't involved in making.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I know so many people who were so fucking convinced they were going to be rich from doge coin.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

My dumbass brother is one of them.

Also I told him to sell his bitcoin when it was at $44k and still plummeting cause it was going to drop below $20K (so rebuy then) and he didn't do that either...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Ah yeah that's the one I was thinking of, thanks

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago

All behold, the return of corporate scrip.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What was the original Simpsons screenshot? I want to know what those signs originally said.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't know which episode, but the signs originally said "we don't take itchy & scratchy money". Hope that helps!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Seems to be S6E4 Itchy and Scratchy Land

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It works just like regular money, but it's, uh... "fun"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

except it's not because it's value is way more unstable than regular money (I'm no expert in this so please don't murder me in my sleep)

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Basically stock, but uncontrolled? (maybe not the right word)

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's company scrip, the same bullshit unions busted 100 years ago.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Did I hear a rock and stone?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

rock and stone to the bone

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What episode is this from?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

I’m assuming the one where they go to Itchy & Scratchy Land, which the internet tells me is season 6, episode 4.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I have much higher standards than that!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Not accepting any weak two-X whiskey, neither.