Nuke'em from orbit, its the only way to make sure.
this post was submitted on 01 Sep 2023
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You have to introduce their natural Predators.
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Facebook post by user Nevin Tressler to the Organic Gardening group reading: "They are destroying my garden. What is it and how do I get rid of them without pesticides"
Attached are two photos, one of a xenomorph facehugger from Aliens wrapped around a plant pot with a succulent in it that appears to be mid-topple, the second photo is of the same facehugger apparently scurrying away from the same now-toppled pot.
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A flamethrower will work and it is not a pesticide.
I thought this was real and the OOP was Australian. Took me far too long to get it.
I love that it would look right at home in Australia
We would take them as pets because they are really friendly and misunderstood. They just like to climb around your bedroom walls at night and you often wake up with them suspended directly above you on the roof
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They're actually harmless and keep your yard free of invasive species (like humans).
A crowbar might be surprisingly effective.
Is it also important to stay entirely silent while doing this method?
I just keep an orange tabby called Jonesy around to help with that
The only problem is that it's just a matter of time until he brings a not quite dead one into the house as a present.
Just do it like you would do with a spider in your house: catch it alive, and set it free in an environment where it can thrive, e.g. Washington, D.C.
Have you considered running for your life, mate?
Would I find that brand at Lowe's or Home Depot?
Flamethrowers seem to be the go-to solution if you don't want to use pesticides.
Game Over, Man. Game Over.
Nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure
Technically not using pesticides 😂👍
It’s just looking for a fresh face!
OceanGate has a device that can kill a person faster than the brain can process what's going on. That should be humane.
My gut feeling is to just face it or it will burst out of control.
is “hug therapy” not the way? that explains my family’s disappearance.
Fire. Lots of it.
Shoot it
Fire.
Lots of fire.
i olny have inhumane solutions
Fire
They have acid blood, so I would suggest a strong base such as bleach.
I'd recommend a pulse rifle, or flamethrower.
If you want to be sure, nuke it from orbit. It's the only way.
These are not pesticides, therefore within the limitations of the question.
Just move out, you have already lost the garden
Nothing an L56A3 Smartgun can’t handle. I always keep mine resting on the back porch ready for these pesky varmints.
Just walk around in the yard for a bit.
That thing looks like a face bugger from Aliens. What is it?
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