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[–] [email protected] 1 points 17 minutes ago

They don't even meow to each other, just to humans. They know what they are about.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 hour ago

The cat that walked into my house and said "I live here meow."

[–] [email protected] 1 points 39 minutes ago

I keep meowing at hot guys at the bar and none have taken me home yet 😭

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

"Everybody wants to talk about X, nobody wants to talk about Y".
That's not gaslighting, that's whataboutism.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 hour ago

Can't relate

[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 hour ago

The whole world is lit by gaslight. Gaslight people into buying gas cars, gaslight people into overpaying for a house by hundreds of thousands of dollars, gaslight you into a kamala vs trump fake fight. First world women gas lighting that they are real people, not literal walking talking personality disorders that the created themselves. At least the cats give affection.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Even with toys they are invading our space

https://i.vgy.me/Xb93ue.gif

[–] [email protected] 28 points 9 hours ago

Lost opportunity to say "I live here meow"

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I went to disagree untill I remembered there's a ginger cat that lives on my property that I feed sometimes

[–] [email protected] -3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

please don't feed it unless you know for sure it's homeless (there are paper bands you can hang around their necks on which you can put your info so that the owner can call you if it's their cat). if the cat has a owner then you're making the cat too fat, probably buying the wrong food which will give it liver disease, and being fed 2 different foods can cause bowel problems. Please stop.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 37 minutes ago

If the cat has an owner, that owner is letting them outside knowing the risks of eating what the cat isn't supposed to, as well as killing what it isn't supposed to.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

That makes it sound like the cat domesticated humanity not "The cat self domesticated itself"

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

in reality it sure as fuck seems like humanity domesticated humanity, we have a lot of domesticated features like neotony (we look strikingly like chimpanzee children) and we're arguably the most ludicrously social species on earth.

the ironic thing is that cats aren't really very domesticated, they're inherently a social animal and happen to just sorta fit with how humans work.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

I mean that sounds more like those are just traits we have and we made domesticated animals have similar traits to out own since presumably that makes us get along better.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 hours ago

Note though, that neoteny is a disputed theory and (if at all) only part of human evolution.

Sad that the Wikipedia article is a mess now.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 hours ago

So cats are successful squatters?

[–] [email protected] 44 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

As of about three weeks ago a stray cat figured out how to use our doggie door.

Now we have a 2nd cat.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (2 children)

Covert cat distribution network, working as intended.

In my opinion cats should never be kept as singles. They need social interaction with another cat, even if they don't like each other. It's not as bad as guinea pigs who will literally die from depression if kept alone, but it's similar.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

I wouldn't say "never" because, for me, it's better to shelter them instead of leaving them outside. But yeah, ideally at least two cats. I've only had two cats, both stray, the first one tried to play with our feet when he was the only one in home as he plays with the second now.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 hours ago

New cat is totally cool with OG cat. OG cat fucking hates the new cat.

[–] [email protected] 113 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Oh sure, when the cat walks into a house and wants to live there, they're all "omg it's so cute" and "let's go buy it food and a bed", but when I do it, they're all "who the hell are you?" and "leave or I'm calling the cops" :(

[–] [email protected] 93 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Have you tried meowing at them?

[–] [email protected] 52 points 17 hours ago (6 children)

don't do this. it only made things escalate in my experience

[–] [email protected] 21 points 13 hours ago

Marking your territory probably didn't help you either

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I did my best to take a cat home today when I was at the local landfill. I don't even have space for another cat, it's just freezing here and he looked extra pathetic. He decided the dumpster was safer and u honestly can't blame him xD

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

There's been a little baby girl coming around here, underweight, some kind of skin problem. She has always been an outside cat and belonged to my neighbor who died. My wife says we already have four so we can't bring a street cat in that's going to fight them.

She's right, but sometimes little girl comes up when I'm smoking and gets warm laying in my lap and I want to keep her so much.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

The fact that only two creature in this world that will approach another creature 10 times bigger than them just so they get adopted is pretty impressive. That's how i adopted my 4th cat, little baby dude just came out from under a car and yell at me until i pick him up.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 43 minutes ago

My (future) cat jumped up on my car when I parked! Almost named her Engine...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

What's the other kind of creature? Dogs?

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[–] [email protected] 61 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I never liked cats at all and one did exactly that. Stupid fuck make me fall absolutely in love with it too.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (2 children)

Get another one from the shelter! They have much richer lives if they have another cat to interact with, even if they don't like each other.

Plus having two cats is getting yourself twice the cute and love for very little extra work.

Edit - doesn't this look great?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 45 minutes ago

Be careful, it looks like they're trying to merge and create a Cat King in that first picture!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

Are they paying you or something??

[–] [email protected] 1 points 24 minutes ago

Big Feline advertising all over this thread

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

The cats? Yeah everyday.

[–] [email protected] 98 points 21 hours ago (23 children)

Humans are just exceptionally weak to cute. If aliens ever show up and try to conquer us, we're going to be so screwed if they happen to be adorable.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 hours ago

"ca wi go see de wokets humie? wi wana see de big ones fly hiiiiigh"

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[–] [email protected] 130 points 22 hours ago (18 children)

People always say they look cute and yea sure,

But did y'all forget the fact that they can literally get rid of all your mice problems?

I got a cat because for companionship and one month later, all those filthy mice are gone.

Being soft and warm to pet, and the beautiful meows, are just the cherry on top of their lovely companionship.

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