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[–] [email protected] 14 points 15 hours ago

I have tried this. I got crushed by many of the paper planes.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

Alas, that isn't flying, and my punk ass would have explained exactly that to my dad.

However, my punk ass would also refuse to agree with my kid if they did, because you gotta stick with the bit, or it was a waste of time.

Dad joking is serious business

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

The ball surely still generates lift, though ;)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 hours ago

It’s… falling with style.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

It was gliding, neither is flight

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Unpowered flight is still flight though

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 hours ago

Both are flight if unpowered counts

[–] [email protected] 65 points 1 day ago (6 children)

I would have a hard time tossing a crumpled paper ball further than a good paper airplane would go.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Gotta crumple it as tightly as possible. A loose paper ball isn’t gonna go anywhere but a tight one will go far. It’s all about maximizing cross sectional density!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 21 hours ago

I won't my paper airplane competition several times in grade school. I was a G. It went way farther than a tightly balled up piece of paper.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 20 hours ago

That's what I was thinking. The most basic paper airplane, the kind that looks like a fighter jet, will cover a football stadium if thrown right.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago

A good plane required mathematical precision, not fanciness. In theory they take about a minute to make. The son did not make a mathematically precise plane.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago

I think the subtext is that the son spent 10 minutes making a piece of crap.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah, this guy hasn't seen many paper airplanes apparently

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

y'all clearly never played paper football.

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I flicked one across the basketball court in highschool, bleachers to bleachers.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 16 hours ago

And sadly it's still the conventional football players that get the trophies.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

I think, a slingshot would toss further, also that was what I expected to happen

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 day ago

I make paper fly farther everytime I bring my briefcase on an international flight you losers.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 19 hours ago

surprised nobody mentioned the father's flying skills yet