this post was submitted on 19 Dec 2024
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Nonsense

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funny, silly, whatevs.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"There they was, clad dark as the nights sky. Only the faint glow of their laserblades gave away their position. We was truly sunk, so I thought, until my first mate Incontinent Jim had a brilliant idea.

So we all started shittin' in the cannons..."

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

What a wild day to be literate

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Ninjas can't catch you if you're on fire.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Is that you, Dan?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

You're thinking about oxygen. Oxygen can't catch you if you're on fire.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

I can deal with the others but you can’t shoot your way out of shit.