My favorite pro-bidet argument from chainsawsuit.com
this post was submitted on 18 Jun 2023
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.....you dont wash your hands?
That's exactly the comparison that the comic strip is making. People are okay with just using tissue in one situation but not in others.
I think the other comparison we're overlooking is how many people would be ok with "just a quick rinse" if they were washing shit off their hands.
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I did some travels in places where bidets are common, here's my take:
- Egypt - basically a brass pipe targeted at your hole, everyone shitting oh it - no for me
- Italy - standalone, you have to jump over - impractical, takes too much space
- Japan/Korea - toilets from space, heated seat warm, water and dryer - comfy, but you need electricity, and if it fails, expensive
- Finland - a shower attached to the toilet's water intake - just cold water, but it's fine, that's the easiest to install and use
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I'm from the US. While I have travelled to locales where they are commonplace, I never actually tried one. When lockdown and the tp crisis started, however, I purchased one online. I now hate having to use any lavatory that doesn't have a bidet.
Q - Doesn't it feel weird? A - No. Some people are worried that it may feel sexual. It doesn't. It's just a localized shower on your ass, which is something you hopefully do regularly.
Q - Won't it just push detritus away from the epicenter and make a mess? A - It can, if the bidet has narrow spray. Mine does this. Just do a quick shimmy that makes the jet draw a decreasing radius spiral.
Q - Doesn't everything get wet? A - Some bidets have air dryers, but in the absence of, yes. Keep tp in the lav to address this. The quick wipe to address this still saves a ton of tp.
Some people are worried that it may feel sexual.
I... did not know this was a concern? lol
I should clarify that I live in a remote area where a lot of people are homophobes. Anything directed towards one's ass is, as the kids would say, sus af to these folks.
The I don't wipe or wash my ass because that's gay crowd. What a special bunch.
The "let me be hyperfocused on sexualizing other men's anuses to show how straight and manly I am" crowd.
These people have serious issues. So, cleaning your butt makes you gay? Is toothbrushing OK, though?
Don't have to brush your teeth if meth made them all fall out lol
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Ok first thank you for your insight. Second, your name made me lol.
You should also know that if you do this, when you go on vacation you are going to have one seriously sore butthole until you get home again.
seriously. I should look into a travel bidet.. it's hard going back to tp now that I have bidets installed at home. feels nasty
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I got a Tushy classic bidet a year ago. It is amazing! For anyone out there that uses more toilet paper than you think you should, gets a raw bum from wiping, or wants to get three times cleaner, a bidet is for you. I'm a dude, but also my wife loves it. Honestly, one of the best purchases per dollar I have ever made and one that reminds me daily.
If you got poop on your hands, what do you think will get you cleaner? Couple of wipes with toilet paper or rinsing in the sink with water.
Last paragraph is the perfect analogy for bidets XD
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Imagine you get your hands covered in sticky filth. Do you wash them at a sink or just wipe them off with some paper and call it good?
Why do any different for your ass?
Because your ass does literally nothing else all day, but your hands touch things like food etc. I'd say it was more like getting shit on your leg. Do you wipe it off or just wait until you next have a shower?
That said I love the idea of bidets, I'm just terrified it'll get my underwear and clothes wet while being cold and unpleasant.
I’m just terrified it’ll get my underwear and clothes wet while being cold and unpleasant.
The beam is way more focused than you might imagine. It can't reach your clothes, there's a fat-ass human in the way ;)
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Please God, I beg you all to do this. I mean no disrespect to y'all at all.
I have been using a bidet/health faucet/Jet spray all my life. I was so shocked and disgusted when I found out people in the west used toilet paper 🤢🤢
I've used toilet paper a few times in emergencies and I've regretted it everytime. The difference between water and paper in cleaning your butt is so vast.
We got a bidet during COVID, my only issue with it is the fact that it ruins every other non-bidet having bathroom forever.
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I keep seeing bidets recommended. Ive thought about getting one, but I'm not sure.
Are there any vagina owners here that can testify to them? I'm worried it will just spray poop up into my bits.
My girlfriend loves the bidet. You will not spray poop up into your bits but I get your concern. We also have a dial, on ours, to change the angle to vagina-mode. Great for periods, allegedly, but it blasts me in the balls if I don't notice.
occasional ball-blasting from frigid intake water is a small price to pay for a squeaky-clean b-hole
The water is not pulled from the bowl, it's fed from the same pipe your tank pulls from. They're great, but if your water is cold, well you have to brace yourself.
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I installed one shortly before the pandemic started and ended up looking like Nostradamus.
You don't realize you want one until you have it.
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Now this is the kind of content I want more of going forward x
What the fuck bidets are not common in the West? Scared that it will spray poop bits in vagina??? What's going on over there.
Am american:
Many People here are very hesitant to try one out.
They have some weird thing about butts & water. And shooting water onto ones butt. Its like they consider it overtly sexual and therefore weird and european.
Once people try it out they usually like it.
But the honest truth is: most americans walk around all day with dirty butts.
There is said it.
Nobody has it, so people don't see/experience them to to change their minds.
Having said that, I tried it once on holiday. It only got rid of half the 'residue', so I'm not really convinced enough to spend money on one. Another issue is that the reservoir and pipes are hidden behind a tiled wall. Installing one isn't going to be a 5 minute job.
Be warned, once you go bidet you can never go back.
This is the kind of quality content that will get people to move away from reddit.
We have bidets on each toilet and will never go back. Its impossible.
40$ attachment and no more swamp ass. Say goodbye to foul balls. And no more tainted taint.
Honestly, I thought I was pretty clean before getting a bidet, but since getting one I can never go back without feeling gross. It's weird what we can get used to, when that's just how you've done things your whole life.
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I honestly have no idea why bidets haven't taken off in the US. After travelling to other countries though, had to buy one for my home toilet. And now I hate having to poop elsewhere where there's no bidet.
I installed 1 bidet about 3 months before the height of the toilet paper shortage in 2020. Got used to it and recommended to everyone. I got installed another right as stores sold completely out of toilet paper. I do not feel clean without it.
When I bought my house I replaced all 3 toilets and added bidets to them. Life changing, I can't believe I went without them for so many years.
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