my bipartisan bill to jangle keys is going to the president's desk and then we get choccy milk

Its already on all the seals and shit. How much more official does it need to be?

This is just pandering to Big Eagle

What, no love for the Great American Turkey?

That's such a relief. For too long too many people have believed the US American national bird to be the McNugget.

i'll be cold and dead in the ground before i recognise that glorified seagull

Are they still going to dub a hawk over it?

They should name the Ivory Billed Woodpecker the national bird. It represents what the United States is as plainly as ever.

Glad to see she's tackling the important issues

Oh thank God, I was worried our priorities were out of order.

I think it should be a duck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7_OWYrLVOU