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submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[-] [email protected] 29 points 7 months ago

You wanna do-over on that headline?

[-] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Markov chain ass looking headline.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago
[-] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Shit it was autocorrect for “markov”

Dumb.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

I guessed that, but wow. Hilarious

[-] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

markov chain with an ngram of 1

[-] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago

serial killers usually don't get past a dozen victims, mass murder fits better

[-] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

Serial killer? He has less of a body count than the Quarter Pounder

[-] [email protected] 29 points 7 months ago

The ceo is the serial killer

[-] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

No such thing as real news outlets any more. The only thing I care about is someone that is a hero for taking out someone that oppressed me in a corrupt dystopian system.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

It's very telling that there are so many more news stories about this guy than about the family that the Killed CEO left behind. The papers know who everyone actually wants to hear about.

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