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[+] 162 points 2 years ago (12 children)
  • [–] 119 points 2 years ago (7 children)

    Remember, non-voters: this is what you chose.

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  • [–] 74 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    But Kamala never promised me a pony. How was I supposed to vote for her?

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  • [–] 119 points 2 years ago (6 children)

    Following the dinner between Trump and Trudeau, where Trump reportedly made a joke about Canadian statehood, Public Safety Minister Dominic LeBlanc told reporters that they knew “the conversation was going to be lighthearted” and that “the president was teasing us.”

    Trump doesn't tell jokes, he's not a comedian.

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  • [–] 36 points 2 years ago

    Also, anyone who's actually been involved in international politics, LIKE TRUMP DID FOR FOUR YEARS, should know that one does not "joke" in international politics. One assumes that the words coming out of one's mouth will be taken at face value, no matter how many "it was a joke" retractions and posts and apologies you make.

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    [–] 91 points 2 years ago (6 children)

    America blink twice if you need us to liberate you

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  • [–] 71 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    We've been here before people. 2016-2020. For your mental health, zone out of anything he says. Only what he does matters.

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    [–] [S] 50 points 2 years ago (17 children)

    Is this a threat? Does this indicate imminent invasion of Canada soon after Trump resumes power? Is this how he means to deal with border issues, by erasing borders with Canada? What about Mexico? /s

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  • [–] 47 points 2 years ago (11 children)

    Canada is America's Ukraine. Giant land full of natural resources and no nuclear weapons.

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  • [–] 20 points 2 years ago

    I suspect about 40% of the population would approve. Our rural population is very similarly aligned with rural Americans, which is why they’re all rooting that that vapid, low impact Trump-alike Polievre who is running essentially unopposed right now. I can see him rolling over if Trump and his good squad came a-knocking.

    It’s also possible that Trump watched the first twenty minutes of the movie Canadian Bacon and thought it was his daily brief.

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    [–] 40 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    This is Russia targeting the core alliances of the US.

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  • [–] 37 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    It’s the same trivial belittling as making RFK Jr be photographed eating a Big Mac.

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  • [–] 23 points 2 years ago*

    And in that other scene he made The Deep eat an octopus he was friends with.

    Edit: Err, maybe I have him confused with another guy.

    Edit 2: It's hard to tell if it was a prediction, or if Trump watched the show and got ideas.

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  • [–] 19 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Face it USA. You have 4 years of internet trolls governing by meme.

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    [–] 18 points 2 years ago*

    So I guess he's given up on buying Greenland as the 51st state.

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  • [–] 14 points 2 years ago

    Guy’s fucked in the head.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago

    hah, the governor of the US oblast is such a funny guy

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago

    Candian Bacon was a prophecy!

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago

    Lol! What do you mean Saddam Hussein wasn't Mexican? He and his buddy Assad and the guy who we dropped in the ocean in the ebd.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I’ve had a chuckle about Canada being the 51st state before, but this is just ridiculous

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago

    Poopolini at it again.

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