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[–] [email protected] 79 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Why wouldn't they lower their head to vomit? Everything does...

[–] [email protected] 51 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Perhaps through the evidence of a crater, and it's depth in the type of ground in which it was found, is enough for scientists to determine these creatures actually threw up fully erect, not unlike the night I lost my virginity.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

threw up fully erect

It's called an orgasm

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

I've had my orgasm all over the kitchen floor after downing a litre of mead.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Or it threw up over the ledge; a lot of animals puke over the edge of something

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

The new "hell in a cell." Get to work and godspeed.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago

Sometimes you just don’t have time man.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

how else would you crush your enemies with vomit

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Speak for yourself

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[–] [email protected] 56 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

Some things you just don't want to be remembered by history for.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Hate to be that guy and ruin everyone's fun but this is science memes, dinosaurs like that would not have there head up like that. They rarely raised there head above there shoulders.

According to Kent Stevens, computer-modeled reconstructions of the skeletons made from the vertebrae indicate that sauropod necks were capable of sweeping out large feeding areas without needing to move their bodies, but were unable to be retracted to a position much above the shoulders for exploring the area or reaching higher.

Yeah, that classic image of tall sauropods 🦕 is probably wrong. Also like someone else mentioned they wouldve probably lowered there head anyway to vomit.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (4 children)

I'm impressed that you managed to misspell "their" every time there. The only correct spelling was in the quoted text.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

+1 for consistency.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Like, I want to up vote the fact checking, but I want to down vote the careless grammar. I'm so torn.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

So I went and stalked them. They largely ignore that ‘their’ exists, which is amazing, since their texts are otherwise near-perfect English.

A few examples of their using ‘their’: 1

[F]or the police to chase their had to be a reasonable suspicion […]

2

Their approval among there base of shias has only gone up since the conflict started

3

[…] let people know about their bias […]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

This and are we all ok with the vomit containing Dino Bones?

Edit: or this the bones of dinos killed by the puke force?

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 weeks ago

Actually, the science does not seem to be settled, with there being controversy about the specific neck posture.

Sauropod neck posture - Wikipedia - https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sauropod_neck_posture

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

Same thing with giraffes.

It's a huge misconception of unrealistic biomechanics.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

That giraffe is drinking.

When they're not intentionally bending down to reach something low down like a water hole, they look like this:

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This is vertical propaganda.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Look I can keep posting photos I've taken of giraffes all day. All you have to say is "please post more giraffe pics"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Please post more giraffe pics

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Are you talking about puking or just how they hold themselves? Because if it’s the later, have you ever been to a zoo? They clearly walk around with their necks held at like a 60-45 degree angle up from their spine. We can look up pictures of this in modern day too.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Giraffes literally have a rubber-like band tht keeps their head vertical at rest.

So yes, they do.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Let me guess, next you're gonna claim the Egyptians already invented rubber bands to keep their brachiosaurs upright? Not falling for it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Almost. They actually stole it from the Aliens that they enslaved to build the pyramids.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Do we even know if they were capable of vomiting?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Seeing how both us and birds can vomit, probably. I imagine that developed very early. If you eat something harmful, you're dead if you can't vomit. If you don't have the brainpower to identify safe and harmful things, you're pretty screwed.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Didn' know birds can vomit. Horses can't.

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"Brachiosaurus puke crater" is an excellent band name

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago

Sold out. Tetrapod Vomit Divot is still playing down the street, however.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 weeks ago

"Puke crater" alone describes the magnitude.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 weeks ago

Try explaining that one after death.

"How'd you die? I got eaten by a T-Rex!"

"I, um well, I...I was going for a walk to find food and I know following this big guy who never eats the lower stuff is great, he cant reach it and the bugs that fall off the trees hes eating are great! As I was munching on a fleeing bug, the big guy burps and I looked up to see him puke. No matter how fast I tried to scurry away the goo was too much and it squished me flat"

"Oh, I'm sorry to hear that, hopefully you have better luck on this side"

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This reminds me of a similar paper - "pressures produced when penguins poo"

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

Heeey, now I don't feel so bad about my University days, thanks!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

Why have I had to wait two and a half years to receive this important information?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

I’m impressed someone thought about this question

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Ok sure. But how many keg stands would they do before vomiting?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Contemporary kegs or dinosaur kegs?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Needs more jpeg.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Police investigators are on the scene dusting for regurgitant.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Now I have to know: Do we have fossilized dinosaur puke? I know we have fossilized dung. Or could they not puke like horses.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Yes. You can Google the details yourself.

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