I just took Mr Woof out for a walk in the rain. Now it's cleared away and the sun is out, my timing is definitely not good today.

Todays to do list:

• Coffee
• Mix dog food
• As much planting in the back yard as rain allows
• start on assignment / do anything I can to avoid starting the assignment. May involve making fritters or sauerkraut.

I put some xmas lights up outside🙂 tomorrow I'll get the decorations out and make it nice for the Seagoons

The YouTube algorithm has started serving me really short clips of people farting at inappropriate moments, like in court, and 1) this is highly irrelevant to me personally and 2) this is definitely a fetish thing isn't it

@[email protected]

Travis head on 99!

I booked a dental appointment… this tooth has been uncomfortable for a while since having a deep filling ages ago and now I’m wondering if I’ve loosened or cracked it biting down on a hard lolly. Pain in my jaw and some swollen glands too. Roll on Thursday.

Loved hearing the heavy downpour earlier. It's still warm and humid as fuck in my place though. I was gonna blame not just the poor cross-ventilation but also the houseplants.

In the city now and it's bringing back so many bodily memories of Brisbane. Or a cool day in Singapore. Ugh. Fuck humidity, even though my skin is glowing

My mulch is nearly here, so the universe decided it was a good idea to have a shower of rain followed by some nice sunshine to bring the humidity up as high as possible.

Tropical meat thinks it’s actually quite cool whenever there’s cloud cover.

I prefer Communal Vocalised Lice.

Today's random earworm: Everything is Good For You

Night everyone. I'm so glad I took the train to Ballarat and back, so much less stressful than driving... although it's a much later return. Still gotta do the airport run tomorrow but then I'm going to relax for a bit although I have to start cooking/meal prepping

Aw I'm late today. My post button decided to stop working and I had to back out of the post menu and re-do it all.

As per the post body, the title has been changed to "Chit-Chat Thread". If you have serious alternate suggestions, please leave them below :)

(And if you don't have any, remember to upvotes your favourite(s)!)

Trying to decide whether to uber to a nursery for seedlings or order more seeds to mine and hopefully they get to me.

I’m not feeling great and Melbcat has been kind of off since her shot.

Edit: Yeah there is still no pollen being made. Maybe due to the hotter weather? If they want to be a total dick about it I could possibly use pumpkin flowers to get the job done.

Either my own if I ever get them off the ground.

Or there is a garden on my block that has squash and zucchini, and (from a garbled child-written note) seems to be selling the veg? Possibly on an honesty system? I can’t reach the zuke flowers easily and am a little worried about the risk of toxic bitterness in the fruit from hybridisation with the squash. And it feels a bit wrong. I can’t be 100% sure that the note is agreeing for people to take them.

But if I get really desperate I could possibly leave a $5 note to cover the lost vegetable and nab the closest male flower with minimal damage. Maybe.

Ps. A snail ate half the biggest female blossom. Rude. He was well fed for his trip over the fence

So 300ml of negroni is just too much. Not that I get drunk, it just feels like a struggle to get through that last stretch