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Typical case of "garbage in, garbage out" (They translated Fir literally as "fir tree" in german)

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[–] [email protected] 74 points 1 year ago

There's also the infamous gender of "Taucher", for the non-germans: in German forms, the "diverse" gender is written "divers", which was auto-translated to "Taucher", which is a guy in a diving suit.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 year ago (2 children)

In what context is Fir a valid abbreviation for Friday in English? I feel like that’s the issue! Should be Fri.

[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's the garbage in part of the GIGO process.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

Oh I see! I have been “whooshed”

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Fruit from the poisoned typo.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 69 points 1 year ago (2 children)

A typo that was translated in kind.

In English it says [Fir], which obviously is a typo, but in German it was translated to [Tanne] which means "fir tree".

While the English version is close to the real thing ([Fr]) and thus could slip through if you are careful, there is no way any decent translator wouldn't ask for confirmation when they are translating "Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fir tree, Sat"

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

The "translator" was probably just some hapless programmer who fed it to ChatGPT, and does not speak a word of German nor gets paid enough to check.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

I think, that's the point of the whole post.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

This was probably translated on a fir tree afternoon when they were already checked out for the weekend.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

It was. And then the typo played telephone

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

It's a typo positive

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

Good old Firday, all praise the almighty fir tree.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Shoutouts to a bunch of mobile games translating "play now" in spanish as "reproducir ahora" (translated literally as "to reproduce now")

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I feel like the only thing missing here is a starter pistol, and we have a new genre of porn.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

EA Origin, or possibly whatever they had before it, in Finnish used to have a button for "firewood outdoors"

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Ah ! TP-Link! Or, as I've always said, Toilet Paper Link.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

O Tannentag, o Tannentag...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

...Wie schön ist der darauffolgende Freitag...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

De: TP-Verknüpfung Omada Steuerpanel En: TP-Link grandma there control panel

[–] [email protected] -5 points 1 year ago

Chinaware does chinaware things.