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[–] 60 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Poor man about to lose his gallons. Let's pray that he can find them again

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  • [–] 48 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Is this a thing people do? When I was in my 20's I did the opposite, jerking off before dates so that I'd last longer later on.

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  • [–] 25 points 2 years ago
    [–] 11 points 2 years ago

    I also save up on cheesy jokes for date night.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    How sexy! A financially responsible man without worries he can afford splashing out some cash on frivolous endeavors.

    Am I right?

    There's nothing more sinister at play here, right?

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    [–] 1 point 2 years ago (1 child)

    I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion, and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

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  • [–] 0 points 2 years ago
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