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For things that are "hmmm".

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submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 
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[–] [email protected] 109 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Simple solution.

The driver got in the car to take a nap. Truned on the heater and fell asleep. Car got hot, melted the ice and sank into the earth...

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 weeks ago

PSA - Reminder for your safety as well as others, always clear all the ice and snow from your car before you even think about sinking into the earth

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

And its feet were made of salt?

[–] [email protected] 62 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

Poor lad that lives and works in a server room's console.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Obviously some kind of 2015s hover conversion.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

That still looks really good considering the technology of the era.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

Practical effects always do.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

American Werewolf in London has entered the chat...

amazing effects.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

scanners will blow your mind.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Dude! Learn to mark things 'spoilers!'

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

proof Hairy Potter is real

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Hairy Potter

Thanks for the laugh!

Edit: to expand on the idea: Hairy Potter is a spin-off where the protagonist is played by Ron Perlman. All the other students are regular kids. Nobody ever raises the subject.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 weeks ago

Sorry about that, just a little transporter mishap.

I'll get it sorted right away.

pats pattern buffer gently

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

There is a faint pattern of tracks leaving. Ground temperature is too high to support ice but air temp is sufficiently cold if ice is suspended by thickness or a layer formed when snow fell faster than the melting rate. Snow is falling at too slow of a rate to accumulate and overcome the wet ground. The vehicle tires did not fully melt the snow like the person's shoes, which is the largest anomaly... I think

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Those two splotches are similar but not the same.

In general it's hard to really tell anything because the image has been compressed to hell, which is really a red flag all by itself

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

With the new AI Photoshop, it will be harder to use this technique to find fakes. Instead you'll have to notice that the snow has six fingers on it's second left hand.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Give it a year and you will have to tell by the brand placements.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

But then how do you explain the footprints?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Snow monkeys

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

It's clearly a flying car.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Alien abduction. Duh.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Hello~ I've missed it before so I'm late but please change your title to "hmmm". Thank you. 🧐

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago