Dogs

Here is one of mine:

And here she is as a puppy:

Rules are rules!

We've had this little goober for exactly a week, and I would fucking die for her.

I have a potato.

He loves to do trust falls. You have to be ready to catch this potato at a moments notice.

Potato'ed out

Of course I rubbed her belly right after taking the photo

Unfortunately this is the only kind of potato that I have right now...

She's p sure she's built for guarding and herding the cats

Here’s my potato mutt. Her name is Xion!

I have two dogs. Charlie and Ghost. He is the outside of a potato:

And she is the inside of a potato:

Mine was made to bite my mother-in-law and my daughter's boyfriend. I wish I didn't like those people because then it might have been kind of cool

he speed
he track
he herd
he snacc

A potato is a potato, regardless of animal type.

He loves belly rubs, clamours for attention just like a dog. He's basically a dog.

ah yes, the south carolina derp hound, I have one of those.

I give my dog a treat. She drops some on the ground. I point at it and say "What's this?" She sniffs every part of the ground around my hand. I pick up the piece of treat and hold it under her nose. "What's this?!" She frantically sniffs around my wrist. She never finds the leftover treat bits.

Potate.

my dog is made to herd, but she's scared of sheep and a silly potato

He likes to roll around on his back begging for tummy scritches.

The dogs made for speed are also potatoes. Source: personal experience