this post was submitted on 28 Nov 2024
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[–] [email protected] 65 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

When the bird opens its beak to grab you, cram the cinnamon stick in as hard as you can and run away.

While it's coughing up cinammon, you can quickly grab a No Hunting sign and plop it down. This way the bird knows it can't hunt for food in this area and will have to move on.

SYENSE

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago

"Wabit season" "Duck season"

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Jokes on the mouse, the bird has been doing the cinnamon challenge on Tik Tok and is unfazed by the attack! =)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Luckily the mouse has been practicing his sleight of hand, and swapped the cinnamon out with a cinnamon-stick-shaped cyanide capsule he cleverly hid up his sleeve!

So unless you're telling me the bird is also a master magician...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

But the owl has spent several years steadily building up an immunity to iocane powder.

Which didn't help it. But it's neat that the owl bothered.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

oh gee this is really awkward

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

You don't have to wait for the bird to open its beak if you use another orifice.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago

"Fool! While you were flying these woods, I studied the ~~blade~~ stick."

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

That's not how cinnamon stick works...

You're supposed to grate it first.

Or you can boil it with the meat.