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[–] [email protected] 301 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

Guy whose cars run into stopped fire trucks thinks he’s an expert on computer vision.

[–] [email protected] 107 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Someone died because one of those cars thought the broadside of a white semi trailer was the sky and drove under it

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[–] [email protected] 55 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

But was it a "stealthy" fire truck??

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 weeks ago

Yes, but the car only had enough low-light cameras but not enough rudimentary AI

[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (4 children)

Speaking of fire trucks has anyone here ever read the emergency response procedures for teslas in severe accidents? When I was a volunteer we gave it a look over.

If I remember right, Depending on the model they recommend up to 8,000 gallons (~30k liters) to keep an overheating battery's temp stable in case of fire or exposure to high heat. I'll link the resource page here.

Our engine holds 700 gallons (5.2k liters) and the typical tanker in our area holds 2,000 (7.5k liters)

That's a house fire level response for a single electric vehicle. Just getting that much water moved to a scene would be challenging. We have tankers, but how many city departments can move that much water? You don't see hydrants on highways. And foam is not effective like it is for normal car fires. The future will be interesting for firefighters.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

I found a link on how the Austrian fire workeres handle this. The fire is extinguished first, then the remainders of the car are put into a special roll-off container (Abrollbehälter, AB) and driven to a gravel pit, where the container will be flooded with 21000 litres of water.

https://www.feuerwehrmagazin.de/nachrichten/news/elektroauto-in-flammen-einsatz-fuer-den-abrollbehaelter-e-brand-93315

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 weeks ago

It is especially important to understand that Tesla's struggles with navigation are entirely a result of Elon refusing to equip them with LiDAR. This isn't some "The tech is really new and really complicated and we're still figuring it out" problem. There is a very good solution to most collision avoidance scenarios, but Elon refuses to let them use it because he's an idiot.

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[–] [email protected] 172 points 3 weeks ago (8 children)

For those doing the maths at home:

An F35 who obligingly flies top-towards-you (not exactly something you can do, but hey, maybe they're turning) is all of 10m tall.

An AIM-120C can very comfortably hit a target at 100km.

At that range, the F-35 takes up 26 arcseconds, or 0.007 degrees. That's roughly about the size of this period, at a distance of 3 meters away.

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Good luck spotting that in a sky of roughly the same colour, full of other objects.

[–] [email protected] 78 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You can place cameras anywhere, they don't need to be right next to what is being targeted. Nearer ranges will allow AI to misidentify at much higher rates than max standoff ranges of an AIM-120C.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 3 weeks ago

I don’t think you were getting enough credit for ‘misidentify’.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Pffffffff

I can see that bright white dot against the dark mode background on my maximum brightness screen with ease! Therefore your argument is invalid!

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 weeks ago

"I said AI sir!"

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah but what about the AI? Have you thought about the AI that would be running it, which never misses, and would totally be a useful existing thing? 😉

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (4 children)

Just for reference: JWST has an optical resolution of 0.07 arcseconds. It’s a mirror 22 feet in diameter though, not something you’d put inside a missile guidance package.

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[–] [email protected] 153 points 3 weeks ago

Sir, our air defence is down!

Is it hackers?

No sir, it's cloudy.

[–] [email protected] 147 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

If a fighter jet is within visual range of a camera, it's already too late. And that's if there aren't any clouds.

[–] [email protected] 66 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

your not thinking like a musk, not if the government pays the subscription and contract for his early warning camera drone balloon swarm thing or something something they could run on ketamine or something.

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[–] [email protected] 95 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

His fucking obsession with computer vision. He’s so convinced he’s right he forgot that clouds exist… and his cars plow straight into obstacles.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah, the "lidar is useless" guy whose cars are consistently crashing into things when visibility is bad is telling us that he can do the same thing with missile targeting systems... Sounds like a great idea

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

And that a plane at altitude is too small for wide field cameras which means scanning the sky with narrow fov detectors.

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[–] [email protected] 82 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

someone tell ellen about beyond visual range

[–] [email protected] 46 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 72 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That fucker really thinks he's so smart when all he does is constantly demonstrate what an idiot he is.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

His rise really is symbolic of the rot that has taken hold of our society. Truly, our most degenerate moron has risen to the top of the shit pile.

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[–] [email protected] 71 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Says the guy that produces AND designed the cyber truck

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Look. Just because people hope to not see it and actively avoid looking in the general direction of, does not make the cyber truck invisible.

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[–] [email protected] 71 points 3 weeks ago

Elon Musk is an idiot

[–] [email protected] 65 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

"It a shit design" is rich coming from the guy whos company can't get panels to line up on a car.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

"It's a shit design" Says the man responsible for this:

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[–] [email protected] 55 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Also... Fighters are fast, the point is you should fire the missile before you see it.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

The f-35 is built for engagements outside the horizon, like, the target is blocked by the curvature of the earth.

Light sensitive cameras and rudimentary AI..

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Looks like being rich and surrounding yourself with yes-people is the #1 cause of sitting confidently at the top of the Dunning-Krueger curve.

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Can't these things aerosolize you from beyond the fucking horizon? How helpful are those AI powered low light cameras when they're phase transitioned by a missile launched from a hundred miles away?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

You'd need a camera network spanning the entire battlefield. And it'd need telephoto lenses at the very least, because stealth fighters are high and small. And it'd need to stay connected after an initial missile exchange.

I don't buy for a moment that nobody in the Pentagon has thought of this, and explained why it's not a dealbreaker in a classified report.

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

"laughably easy to take down fighter jets"

yeah all you have to do is ban the kid running the elon jet twitter. Seems easy enough to me.

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

Let me guess, he's got an alternative to sell?

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 3 weeks ago

"Théoden no longer recognizes friend from foe. Not even his own kin. Saruman has poisoned the mind of the king and claimed lordship over this land. My company are those loyal to Rohan. And for that, we are banished." - Èomer, The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Jesus christ ... this dude is a fucking moron... if it WAS easy defense companies would be doing it already... and guess what, they aren't. Between this dickhead and Captain Brainworm the next four years are gonna SUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKK!!!

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 weeks ago

He's just a dumb attention seeker. Of course he's gonna shit on the most over-engineered thing in existence. Tho the context of the shitty engineering his companies do makes this even funnier. What a loser.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 weeks ago

TONY STARK WAS ABLE TO BUILD THIS WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS, ELON.

IN A CAVE YOU FUCKING INBRED. A CAVE!!!

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

MUH AY-EI

Did he replace his brain with AI already? Because it sure fucking looks like it.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

He has always been this stupid.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 weeks ago

Dude’s brain is shit design and fucking sucks, actually

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Just use multiple nuclear power plants to power an AI that constantly scans the sky.

Are we sure he's not an NCD poster?

Edit to add - Musk unlocked the achievement, personal enemy of the DoD and entire defense industry. I'm getting popcorn for this.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 weeks ago

He isn't smart. He's just a narcissist that lives deep in the warm embrace of Dunning-Kuger

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 weeks ago

Mr richest man on earth with tesla and space x doesn't even have an electric private jet

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 weeks ago

What a fucking loser

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

In the long term maybe he has a point. In the short term the other guys are often using a radar built in 1985 and displaying to a ray tube.

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