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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

my mouth waters immensely whenever I see a pickle. Knowing the wet, briny, tangy girth of that green monstrosity of a cucumber, I can't help but want it inside my every hole. The ear pleasing crunch, the juices seeping from each pore, grotesquely jutting out of the misshapen bumps along each side, pleasuring my mind, mouth, and soul just by holding it's slimy outside after being bathed and drenched in vinegar mixes, it is finished. I crave more pickles.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I bet you relish the thought of more pickles

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

are you ok? it seems all the comments in this post are just you talking to yourself

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

username checks out

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

I did a deep dive into the lemmy code to understand how the algorithms work. I then calculated the perfect timing to post the images to make them the right distance apart^1^.

~1. Currently only guaranteed to work when sorting by new. Still calculating the post timing for sorting by the other methods.~

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

It worked for me, sorting by Top.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I have actually gotten an offer from the military industrial complex which needed security clearance before, but I chose not to accept it for my conscience.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

It's working on all hot too

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

First of all you're insane, secondly I love you

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

awww thx, i love you too <3

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Adding some comments here to balance the number of comments on the other post so it's closer together on scaled and hot sorting methods too.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Worked on Top 12 hours, 6 hours in! I crave pickle! Will comment on other post too, for balance.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Working on Top Day after 18 hours. The raw power of a bunch of pickles cannot be matched.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

After 16 minutes, there are 2 posts between the pickles :(

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

This one gave me a good chuckle.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It was 2 away in top 12hours. Im not upvoting the posts inbetween to help!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Thank you for your service

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Actual sorcery

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

it worked on active!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked; If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, Where’s the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Top 6 WinRAR

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

the rule doesn't lie

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Pickles are a witch's cucumber.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

There was a cute cat in between