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[–] 48 points 2 years ago (1 child)

As someone with formal education in electrical engineering, electricity is magic and we are wizards

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  • [–] 23 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Just remember to include a 666 timer

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  • [+] 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)
  • [–] 18 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    The nanometer-scale sigils are getting increasingly elaborate, presumably because the tinier demons are better at escaping.

    Case in point, check out the "increasing need for mask correction" image in this article: https://spectrum.ieee.org/amp/inverse-lithography-2659629907

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago (1 child)

    yo what the fuck does any of this mean 🔥🔥

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago

    I only have a vague understanding. The technique used to manufacture integrated circuits is called photolithography. Basically, these circuits need such tiny features etched into them that we can't do it through traditional means. Instead, we draw a picture of the circuit we want, hundreds of times larger, shine a light through it, and use lenses to shrink the pattern down to size. This big pattern is called a "mask".

    So what's the deal with the demonic sigils above? As we make our circuits smaller, the physics gets stranger. For instance, there's this effect called quantum tunneling where electrons just teleport to a part of the circuit we would not expect based on classical physics. Due to these kinds of effects, we have to do crazy things to the masks if we want the circuit to behave correctly.

    Disclaimer: I am not an electrical engineer and I have no idea what I'm talking about.

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  • [–] 17 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Then software engineers harness that evil in mazes of their own.

    At least that’s what the code I’ve read looks like.

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  • [–] 16 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    you should really read "the laundry files" by Charles Stross. It's a whole series of stories on this topic basically

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    Seconded. This is an excerpt from a comment I made the other day about it:

    If you like making fun of quiverfull ministries, programming, Eldritch horrors, British humor (humour?), spy thrillers, agitated engineers, vampires that don't exist, bloodthirsty elves, and a thinly veiled story about anthropomorphic climate change then this is the series for you.

    Entities from other realities are listening and waiting for our computers to summon them.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago* (2 children)

    I once tried writing a bit with demons being like the "demons" sometimes used in philosophy where they're more like mysterious, reality altering things that sort of hide between our understanding of the universe and the unknown as opposed to scary monster things. It didn't really go anywhere. The person I was writing with vanished on me. I still think it's an interesting concept though and it sort of fits this post

    Edit: I realize this is an odd concept, this is what I mean by "philosophical demon" lol. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demon_(thought_experiment)

    In thought experiments, philosophers and scientists occasionally imagine entities with special abilities as a way to pose thought experiment or highlight apparent paradoxes.

    The word "demon" here does not necessarily connotate a demon, a malevolent being. For instance, when William Thomson (Lord Kelvin) came up with the Maxwell's demon, to highlight the implications of James Clerk Maxwell statistical interpretation of thermodynamics. He used the term in analogy to daemons in Greek mythology, supernatural beings as unseen forces of nature.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Don't share this with the Republican conspiracy theorists or they are legitimately gonna start spreading that on their Q boards.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Honestly, does he know how dumb they are? They'll ban voltage or some shit.

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    The demons tell me they like it

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    The dark mechanicus at work I see

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    So that's why Windows Explorer has to be restarted every 30 minutes!

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    none of the things in this picture involve silicon in any way

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago

    With how small feature sizes are on chips, I wonder what sort of easter eggs the designer have hidden in them.

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