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[–] [email protected] 68 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Those scientists aren't mad, just dedicated.

Show me a field scientist that is injecting trees with a serum to turn them into sentient carnivores. Or one that is manually digging for uranium in order to fast track the eruption of a volcano. Or the one inventing Godzilla.

Not that pansy shit.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is this one of those one is real but the rest is fake situations?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

More like a “will be real as soon as I get that grant” situation

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 week ago (1 children)

There were some geologists (field work by my reckoning) from Massachusetts who went mad after an expedition to the Antarctic. The survivors came back mumbling something about a horrible thing from beyond the mountains.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

was that expedition inspired by lovecraft or was lovecraft inspired by that expedition?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The expedition was not real. I was alluding to Lovecraft without naming him.

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You're walking through the forest, and some guy covered in mud stumbles out onto the cutline, fly bitten, frenzied look in his eye, and a dirty shovel on his shoulder. Oh wait that's just me

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Actual cannibal Shia Lebeouf?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No, I was just digging soil pits in yon shrubby fen. I don't if you guys are looking for peat, but there's a metric assload of it over there.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Hollywood superstar Shia Labeouf?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

LOL, that was me last week. Got myself trapped in a swamp at the hiking trail, limped back covered in slime from the waist down.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Suboptimal. I've spent a shit ton of time in bogs and fens and it's not a place you want to enter unprepared

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I was very prepared. Just too dumb to turn around when I should have, bulled ahead.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

And what did we learn?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is me. You can usually find me staring up at a light pole talking, heckling or cursing at it, and before you know it I'm gone.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Why? Is the light pole not providing the correct type of light or something?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Nothing to do with the light actually. I'm yelling at the small cell radios on the top of the poles.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I mean that is a type of light.

Cellphone towers are just microwave light poles.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Ornithologist then?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Gf and I passed a young guy while kayaking the river one day. Dude's wearing summer street-wear, standing at bank up to his knees with a net. He was researching turtle populations. Funky thing is, we have no idea how he got where he was.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago

I just love the idea of feral scientists doing feral science.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago

That's the kind of scientist I want to be. I wish it paid.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Reminds me of the biologist from Annihilation. Time to reread the trilogy I guess.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I do love the feeling of disorientation I got from the first book. The whole thing felt like I was in a fever dream and I was never sure if I was losing my mind or it was the book.

Of course a big chunk of that could be the sleep deprivation that came with having 2 kids under two at the same time as reading the book.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wait...there's 3 books? Where in the books does the movie leave off??

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The movie is very loosely based on the first book. The screenwriter read it, had a dream about it, then wrote the movie based off the dream they had, intentionally never referencing the book while writing it. Which... Idk. Kinda fits the vibe of the story, but I'd love an authentic adaptation of the book, because it's incredible.

The second book was a hard read for me, but it's worth it to get to third, and honestly the third kind of retroactively makes the second one better. There's supposed to be a 4th in the works I believe, but don't quote me on that.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

That awesome, gonna add them to my list. I'm doing we are legion, we are Bob right now. 5th book just came out

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

My favorite subplot in disco elysium

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

Crucial supporting NPCs in Monster Hunter

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wellllll, now I know what my next D&D character will be.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I was thinking Artificer maybe maybe

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Oh my gosh that's so much closer, you're right. Bet you could totally make a nature-oriented specialization too. :D

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Pretty sure I have photographic evidence of the leaf monster I spawned to terrorize the overgrown creek bed into revealing its outcroppy secrets.

It was me. I am the leaf monster what walks in the water.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Best moment of Disco Elysium for me.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

The movie Medicine Man does a great job of depicting a mad field scientist.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Dr. Frankenstein had an assistant for that.