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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Is Chick-fil-A the racist one or the homophobic one? I'm guessing that has more to do with this than any sort of "efficiency" they may have.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

Homophobic, primarily.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Chick fil a literally has two drive through lines, which both had intercoms, but instead of using those intercoms they pay teenagers to stand out in the 100°F heat taking orders in traffic

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I think the visible toil pleases grillman and keeps them coming back.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

The dog shit politics aside, if you think Chick-fil-A makes a good chicken sandwich, there is no saving you. KFC, Bojangles, Popeye's, etc. - all infinitely better chicken, full stop.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 hours ago

Watching people fight over fast food chicken always makes me sad, considering you can get better stuff at local joints, including gas stations.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Shit, Jack-in-the-box makes a better chicken sandwich.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 hours ago

I will maintain, the only thing the homophobic chicken shack serves is soggy disappointment.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 15 hours ago

Woke: Elon supports disbanding Chick-fil-A because of their reactionary policies

Broke: Elon supports killing immigrants and eating them as sandwiches

[–] [email protected] 7 points 13 hours ago

~~I.N.S. Immigration and Naturalization Services~~ C.N.S. Chick-fil-a Naturalization Service

[–] [email protected] 16 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

This motherfucker has no fucking brains. How can you have so much money and somehow evade any and all information headed for your senses?! He must be completely and absolutely void of curiosity and imagination

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 hours ago

He must be completely and absolutely void of curiosity and imagination

He's like the LLMs he loves so much: he consumes entertainment and regurgitates it without really thinking about it and often with pre-prompted desires to twist the regurgitation.

What I'm saying is King Bazinga is like that "Count Grey" that kept showing up unprompted in AI dungeon to wink, smirk, and do hypersus with "squelch" sounds.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

The hell does he mean immigration job?

Also does he know how many people work for fast food chains? Every branch of government could do so insanely much shit with that kind of labour power. America spends it on the treats machine to maintain the poverty of those in it, and the petulant fury and belief in their own deservedness of anyone who can afford it. You, too, can berate a 30 something just trying to get thru a fucking split shift if you just pony up the 10 dollar entry ticket for a whopper sandwich. Have it your way, you filthy animal. (I don't know the chik fil a menu but I worked at BK)

[–] [email protected] 15 points 20 hours ago

my-hero is the sum of everything wrong with "ideas guys" in general, especially the ones that are too rich and powerful to even allow people to exist around them that might say "no that's a bad idea."

[–] [email protected] 5 points 16 hours ago

They would keep the browns out, which is Elon's ideal policy