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It's date night (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] spacesatan@lemm.ee 116 points 2 years ago

At least use a cute anime girl like a normal lonely weirdo.

[-] Sabata11792@ani.social 10 points 2 years ago

Annon missed his chance to have spaghetti with Shiori.

[-] Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Jokes on you, I do this with my wife in the room.

[-] BatrickPateman@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

We will only be jealous if your wife is a cute anime girl.

[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 62 points 2 years ago

It's pretty accurate, she isn't actually eating any spaghetti, she's just sitting there resigned, with her chin resting on her hand, staring vacantly into space, not listening to Anon.

[-] lemmyknow@lemmy.today 45 points 2 years ago

Anon could be having spaghetti with Will Smith instead

[-] Rolando@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

"Keep my wife's spaghetti out of your mouth!"

[-] bamfic@lemmy.world 43 points 2 years ago

Aaah, look at all the lonely people

[-] XTL@sopuli.xyz 26 points 2 years ago

All the lonely people... Where do they all come from?

[-] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago

All the lonely people... Where do they all belong?

(4chan, the answer is 4chan)

[-] Spiralvortexisalie@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Eleanor Rigby

Picks up the rice in the church where a wedding has been.

[-] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Lives in a dream

[-] CrowAirbrush@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

I love that song, but i prefer Thrice's version as that's how i first heard it.

[-] Maalus@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

It's really sad. People aren't meant to be lonely.

[-] bamfic@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

It is, but the beatles song is lovely

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 35 points 2 years ago

if you would like to do the same

Thanks but I'll pass, buddy

[-] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 32 points 2 years ago
[-] Lightor@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago
[-] brb@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago
[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

eating dinner in awkward silence or talking to the screen?

[-] Maalus@lemmy.world 38 points 2 years ago

There is italian music playing

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago

Anon freezes when trying to come up with something to say

[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Anon sounds like me

[-] Rolando@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

I coulda sworn I saw a similar one where the guy took his Pokemon card out on a date.

[-] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago

Abby Shapiro?

[-] Rolando@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

Found the one I was thinking of:

Turns out there are plenty of examples of people taking body pillows on a date.

[-] pixelscript@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

Aww... That Marnie cover is one-of-a-kind.

Pity. It's far and away the nicest one I've seen.

[-] babybus@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 years ago

Bye, losers, I have a date tonight!

[-] OozingPositron@feddit.cl 4 points 2 years ago
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