Sounds like trouble is they ever get into a relationship.
this post was submitted on 28 Oct 2024
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smh could have guessed she was born with a tail, missed opportunity
If I was born with a tail and found out my parents had it removed I'd be mad as hell.
Human tails are kind of a thing and doctors do remove them. But it's not a glorious tiger tail or anything, it's like a stub, it's an outgrowth of the coccyx, which is literally a vestigial tail.
If my tail wouldn't be prehensile, then I'd want it remove too. It's a sartorial mess with no upside.
She was born an otter and had a plastic surgery to look like a human.
I’d say something dumb like, “Why would you only have work done on one breast, that’s weird.” Though I guess there’s situations with breast cancer and mastectomies and such, but plastic surgery on boobs would be my immediate first guess, not even considering what else might be done.
The correct answer is: “I can’t tell, you are naturally beautiful”
If they had work done, they might not be "naturally" beautiful. Probable better to just say "No, I don't believe you. You don't look like you had any work done."
I'm pretty sure the correct answer is (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻)
And storm off
My SO doesn't buy it, but I noticed when I stopped giving those kinds of compliments, they got really mad.