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There's so many layers of fucking 40k LARPer (he named one of his abused kids "Techno Mechanicus!") manchild clown to this and this is the richest man in the world. joker-amerikkklap

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago

He's so fucking lame friend-visitor-3

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago

The only thing about him that isn't anti-goth is the fact he's in a death cult. But its a lame shitty death cult.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The fucking preening he does after that, he thought it was so cool

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

Sometimes I get a "superfan" raging at me for posting too much dunk tank material from King Bazinga.

My response is: he's such a shallow piece of hate, greed, and narcissism that the only depth he has is the depth of his dunkability, which gets deeper all the time.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Goths are anti-capitalist you overpaid moron

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago

I do seriously believe King Bazinga wanted "Gothic" to mean "le epic space cathedrals that destroy planets full of (slurs)."

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

His hat looks like a neo-Nazi tattoo

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago

At this rate, may get there soon.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

I'm surprised he didn't declare himself the Serene Doge of MAGA or something.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

Is this Dark MAGA thing them coping because of Dark Brandon? What a silly asshole of a country. Lmao

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

He called himself goth?

Nick Cave and. . .shit ~~the german femboy noisecore industrial guy ~~ Blixa, Blixa too. Anyway he will never be as cool as them. Or like, my dad, who is a shithead conartist who tried to tell me I hate myself and my life because I don't follow The Secret and I should kill myself if I'm not gonna be rich.

Oh yeah, Musk is like a South African LARPing as a Chicago native LARPing as a neo-Goodfella kinda of vibe. Also he looks like a Ken Doll now because he hates himself. No wonder I hate him so much, he's just like "What if yer dad was born rich?"