1950s jello cake ass food crime. Wtf

Omelette du Garbage

Babe, come get a slice of egg loaf before it gets cold!

As a child growing up in the foothills of Grenyarnia, life was a simple, bucolic idyll. Every day the sun would shine through my modest little window, and I'd wake to the gentle scent of the titan arums, as well as the somewhat more pungent, but equally welcome, aroma of the Svenborgian staff bringing me my breakfast.

Oh what a repast it always was! The earthy notes of the Organic sixième presse de pied grape juice! The ever-unexpected delights of caviar-infused macarons! And to top it all off, of course, was my favorite, the delightful egg dish! The name is a bit of a mouthful, Sot den Arschlächer et ass eng Omelette, but my family and I always just called them our beloved Arschloch Omelettes. I never quite took down the recipe, as our staff mysteriously disappeared one night, coincidentally along with some of the tableware and a few million kroner of what mummy and daddy called the loose change. C'est la vie! You will be missed, Griselda! Or was it Greta? Or Bob?

Still, through my years of studying the culinary arts, with literally hours spent every month living and breathing the finest recipes and influencers, I think I've come close. My life coach and herbalist both tell me they've never tasted anything like it. Please enjoy my most favorite thing, and maybe you'll become an Arschloch lover like me...

They say anyone can cook. But that doesn't mean that anyone should cook.

The only problem I have with this is if I eat this many eggs in one sitting I will be on bed for the next couple of days.

I don't even understand what I'm looking at.

I just fucked up a french omelet and now i don't feel so bad about it

That... Actually takes some skill to do

What a bold decision to put yolks in that egg white omelet.

Ngl I'd fuck with this

I'll eat it

The Germans would call this an Eierkuchen

Cut it into cubes and stick them with toothpicks and you can lie and say it's a Barbarian hors d'oeuvre or some shit.

That's called a tortilla, right?

Isn't that just poached eggs that have been jellified together?

Cakegg

This is .... poetry...

Gaston makes fried eggs.